What is the lamest joke ever told?

Inshape13
Inshape13 Posts: 680 Member
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Here you go:

How do you make an egg laugh? Tell it a yolk.

Sorry had to go there.

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  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,514 Member
    Why was the beetroot red?

    It saw the salad dressing.
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
    Whay did the cop go to the bathroom.


    Cause it was his doodie.
  • Jersey_Devil
    Jersey_Devil Posts: 4,142 Member
    lamest joke yet funniest is by far.. the aristocrats joke.
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    Why did the chicken cross the road?
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
    This thread?
    Am I doing it right?
  • k_ur_t
    k_ur_t Posts: 89 Member
    What do gay horses eat?

    Haaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy (gay voice)
  • moondawg14
    moondawg14 Posts: 249 Member
    What's brown and sticky?










    A STICK!
  • MySlimGoals
    MySlimGoals Posts: 754 Member
    What do you call a fly with no wings?



    A walk
  • MySlimGoals
    MySlimGoals Posts: 754 Member
    What do you call a fly with no wings and no legs?




    A sit
  • MySlimGoals
    MySlimGoals Posts: 754 Member
    What do you call a fly with no wings, no legs and no head?




    A rasin
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    Anything that involves "why did the chicken cross the road"!!
  • Thena81
    Thena81 Posts: 1,265 Member
    what spanish basktball?
    juan on juan
    boooo
    lol
  • puddlesiam
    puddlesiam Posts: 75 Member
    What did they call Postman Pat when he lost his job?


    Pat
  • dakotababy
    dakotababy Posts: 2,407 Member
    Knock Knock!

    Who's there?

    Cow!

    Cow Who?

    Cows don't go "who" they go "MOO!"

    :D I tell this one to teenagers and laugh like a creepy old lady.
  • Pebbles91909
    Pebbles91909 Posts: 59
    The dirtiest joke, two white horses fell in a mud puddle.
  • cheers_b
    cheers_b Posts: 74 Member
    why did the 3 legged dog go into the bar?

    to look for his Pa(w)


    --why is that even remotely funny?? dogs dont go to the bar... do they??

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