HELP! I need a love spell and can't find one!

Kalikel
Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
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If only someone would be able to give me some idea HOW I could get a love spell.

I'd pay lots and lots of money.

Anyone have a phone number or website?

I NEED a lOvE sPeLl. Now!

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  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    edited October 2015
    A voodoo love spell would be best, but if it could also help be free of enemy, that would be nice.

    Also, I could use much money, so if there is one that does that, it would be awesome. But I could buy two different ones - one to get my lover in hand and the other to bring much money.
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    i know someone who helped me win the lottery, make my boss fatter, and turned my flat into a mansion. any good?
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    p.s it does involve eating the blood of a fresh local monkey whilst chanting abracadabra.
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    edited October 2015
    The monkey blood sounds pretty self-explanatory, but chanting sounds tricky...are there instructions?

    I may require a manklik problem solution on the chanting. But where, oh where do I find one?!

    Very frustrating.

  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    edited October 2015
    its ok, ab-ra-ca-da-bra, keep saying it until you can feel it working. you will know when its done. i am living proof.
    now if you can repeat the chant backwards bra-da-ca-ra-ab, you can reverse the spell if you dont like the results.
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    @Kalikel I am not sure of your time zone, it's 2:15am where I am, so I would say- pour a glass of wine, go outside and wish upon a star.
    It works in fairy tales.

    Cheers, h.
    Oh 2 wishes= 2 stars.
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    middlehaitch wrote: »
    @Kalikel I am not sure of your time zone, it's 2:15am where I am, so I would say- pour a glass of wine, go outside and wish upon a star.
    It works in fairy tales.

    Cheers, h.
    Oh 2 wishes= 2 stars.

    that just sounds too simple to be true. need proof that this will work
  • elphie754
    elphie754 Posts: 7,574 Member
    This just adds to the spam...
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    middlehaitch wrote: »
    @Kalikel I am not sure of your time zone, it's 2:15am where I am, so I would say- pour a glass of wine, go outside and wish upon a star.
    It works in fairy tales.

    Cheers, h.
    Oh 2 wishes= 2 stars.

    I'm in a different zone. Might make a difference, where you are. Will try, though! :)
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    Far west coast of Canada. Victoria BC.

    @Therealobi1
    Proof:every year I wish for a spectacular birthday and Perseides meteor shower happens, hee hee.

    Cheers, h.

  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    middlehaitch wrote: »
    Far west coast of Canada. Victoria BC.

    @Therealobi1
    Proof:every year I wish for a spectacular birthday and Perseides meteor shower happens, hee hee.

    Cheers, h.

    lol. nice one
  • middlehaitch
    middlehaitch Posts: 8,486 Member
    We're we moved? We are fun and games. h
  • Therealobi1
    Therealobi1 Posts: 3,262 Member
    middlehaitch wrote: »
    We're we moved? We are fun and games. h

    oh yes.
  • Kalikel
    Kalikel Posts: 9,603 Member
    middlehaitch wrote: »
    Far west coast of Canada. Victoria BC.

    @Therealobi1
    Proof:every year I wish for a spectacular birthday and Perseides meteor shower happens, hee hee.

    Cheers, h.
    Lol.

    We have moved, as has the spam (yay). :)
  • Determined_ella_89
    Determined_ella_89 Posts: 1,710 Member
    This spell should preferably be carried out in the week after the new moon.
    White magick love spell ingredients:
    Red rose petals
    1 white candle
    3 yellow candles
    A glass of mint tea
    The Love Spell for Singles
    Cast your circle. Arrange the three yellow candles so that they form a triangle in front of you, and place the white candle in the middle. Spread the rose petals around you.
    Recite the following love spell incantation:
    “I invoke thee, Aphrodite, goddess of love,
    I invoke thee, Aphrodite, goddess of love, so I can find my soulmate,
    I invoke thee, Aphrodite, goddess of love, so I can overcome my loneliness,
    Such is my will”

    Drink the glass of mint tea, then extinguish the candles one by one, starting with the white candle.

    Collect the rose petals, let them dry for one week in between two sheets of aluminium foil, and then scatter them in a river or stream.

    Proceed with caution ;):joy:

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