10 Reasons Why Heavy Lifting Is Terrible For Women
KatLifter
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Everyone knows that lifting makes women big, bulky, and less desirable. But, do they know the reasons why? I compiled my top ten reasons as to why women should NEVER EVER even think about touching a weight. Ever.
1. You will find less and less that you are asked to go to the kitchen and make a sandwich. What will you do with all that free time?!?
2. Men on the Internet will tell you that you are too big. Can you handle no longer being the object of a stranger's fantasy?
3. Pants won't fit because your butt has gotten so big. Imagine actually filling out a pair of pants, the horror!!
4. Your children might see that a woman can be something more than a frail object meant to please a man. Challenging the status quo is never a good thing.
5. You can eat a much larger amount of delicious food and not gain a pound. Disgusting! Pass the tofu and skim milk please.
6. Men will avoid you at the gym when you lift more than they do. How are you supposed to know how to lift without their constant coaching?
7. You will be able to open a pickle jar without a man or a knife. No one should possess that much raw power.
8. Your bones will maintain a thick density throughout your life. Do you really want to rob a surgeon of your money for osteoporosis treatment?
9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching CNN.
10. You will be shunned from old friends that want you to go clubbing every night. Those are the kinds of friends you just don't want to lose.
http://www.liftbigeatbig.com/
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1. You will find less and less that you are asked to go to the kitchen and make a sandwich. What will you do with all that free time?!?
2. Men on the Internet will tell you that you are too big. Can you handle no longer being the object of a stranger's fantasy?
3. Pants won't fit because your butt has gotten so big. Imagine actually filling out a pair of pants, the horror!!
4. Your children might see that a woman can be something more than a frail object meant to please a man. Challenging the status quo is never a good thing.
5. You can eat a much larger amount of delicious food and not gain a pound. Disgusting! Pass the tofu and skim milk please.
6. Men will avoid you at the gym when you lift more than they do. How are you supposed to know how to lift without their constant coaching?
7. You will be able to open a pickle jar without a man or a knife. No one should possess that much raw power.
8. Your bones will maintain a thick density throughout your life. Do you really want to rob a surgeon of your money for osteoporosis treatment?
9. Heavy lifting can be as diverse as you want to make it. Your time would be much better spent on a treadmill every day watching CNN.
10. You will be shunned from old friends that want you to go clubbing every night. Those are the kinds of friends you just don't want to lose.
http://www.liftbigeatbig.com/
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Excellent! I dig chicks that lift!0
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Lol I love this!0
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Saw this on another board I think, but always a good reminder!0
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Love!0
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Since I started lifting, my sandwich making has shot way up. I get asked to make sandwiches almost daily now. Before lifting, nobody wanted to touch my sandwich.
I must be doing it wrong.0 -
I have to stop helping my wife on squats and deads days. Clearly doing it wrong . . .0
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I have to stop helping my wife on squats and deads days. Clearly doing it wrong . . .
^^ This
Ooops. Gotta go oppress my wife. Be back soon.0 -
Whew! Man issues much?
Whew! Woman issues much?
Sad truth is that women tend to face judgement for lifting. This is a funny blog post about it.0 -
I have to stop helping my wife on squats and deads days. Clearly doing it wrong . . .
^^ This
Ooops. Gotta go oppress my wife. Be back soon.
I like to oppress mine in the shower. After she pulls 180.0 -
Lol!! Well said!0
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Posting so that the ladies on my list get really mad at the title lol0
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best. ever.0
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I love this!
I love lifting.
I love that lifting allows me to do things in my "out of gym" life that I wasn't able to do before. Like help my husband bale hay in the summer. Like move dressers and beds by myself when rearranging rooms. Like being able to pick the dogs up and put them in the tub when they get baths (shepherds). I don't eat much out of jars, so that doesn't quite count for me....0 -
Weightlifting women are hot, who wants to be hot? I mean really.0
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That is all.0 -
I was ready to come in here and ***** at OP. But, I love this
I've very recently (and by recently, I mean 1st day of the program was this morning) gotten into lifting and while it's probably too soon for me to say "I love lifting"...I do love it!0 -
Cute!0
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Ha! Love it0
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Hahaha, LOVE it.0
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oh and
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wait, wut? didn't this happen last week? did it get deleted? :explode: Awesome thread is awesome.
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2. Men on the Internet will tell you that you are too big. Can you handle no longer being the object of a stranger's fantasy?
Are you telling me I have been fantasizing wrong?0
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