What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

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  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    I would be mfp banned if I revealed such a sordid secret 🤐
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    She knows all the secrets
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    Was banned from Wendy's for walking in naked yelling "where's the beef?"
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    He went in after ...naked also demanding for frosties..
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    He was the one giving the frosties to Bill
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    Otterridiculousness wrote: »
    He was the one giving the frosties to Bill

    "You Keep Using That Word, I Do Not Think It Means What You Think It Means" :smiley:
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    You killed my father... prepare to die!
  • SummerTwentyOne
    SummerTwentyOne Posts: 521 Member
    That her real name was inigo montoya
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    She likes eating dinner in her undies.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    She will often go shoe shopping in a short dress and no underwear...and give the salesman a 'hard' time
  • Gordon_L
    Gordon_L Posts: 4,475 Member
    edited May 2019
    He has this thing about women without underwear...
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    He has a thing about anyone with no underwear
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    She doesn’t wear underwear. Ever.
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She's terrified of marshmallows.
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    She likes to follow old men around the grocery store and ask for their opinions about her "produce" 😁
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    She is horribly terrified by otters. Something about the way they crack open things in their bellies just gives her the willies.
  • Bill9160
    Bill9160 Posts: 8,600 Member
    His sibling had a pet rabbit....it tasted delicious
  • Otterridiculousness
    Otterridiculousness Posts: 2,254 Member
    He once made a living as a circus performer. His talent was singing old showtunes while dancing with seals and poodles.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    She’s dodging the police for illegal street racing
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    edited May 2019
    She once flashed Wayne Gretzky on a dare.
  • terrordawg
    terrordawg Posts: 19,462 Member
    dtelsah wrote: »
    She one flashed Wayne Gretzky on a dare.

    No regrets!

    He flashed Mats Sundin

  • mike_rom
    mike_rom Posts: 680 Member
    Enjoys flashing anyone with a pulse
  • Dakase83
    Dakase83 Posts: 2,524 Member
    He drinks 4 Red Bull’s every day.. the tropical flavor.
  • mike_rom
    mike_rom Posts: 680 Member
    Dakase83 wrote: »
    He drinks 4 Red Bull’s every day.. the tropical flavor.

    SOO wrong. Used to drink them but gave up on them completely. Only water and a rare soda for this guy now!!
  • rgf95
    rgf95 Posts: 2,706 Member
    Hides a tonsured pate with a long ponytail under his cap.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    He was born.. Wilhelmina Margaret Louisa Mary Finklestein
  • chazwize75
    chazwize75 Posts: 93 Member
    Has a collection of mirkins
  • KADFoodisFuel
    KADFoodisFuel Posts: 1,472 Member
    He serves people watered down kool aid when he does not like them.
  • chazwize75
    chazwize75 Posts: 93 Member
    What's kool aid?
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Likes to dress up as Cher.. :D
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