What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

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  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    Has a unicorn pillow he cuddles up to when he watches TV.
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Knows this because of the hidden cameras she installed in his home 🤫
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    She likes to throw a red garment into people's white loads at the local laundrymat.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Bigamist :o
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Hides snack wrappers in her sofa cushions.
  • amyjsparkles
    amyjsparkles Posts: 6,165 Member
    She eats hot dogs alone in her bathroom. The all beef ones!
  • lauragreenbaum
    lauragreenbaum Posts: 1,017 Member
    She gives funny fake names to Starbucks so they have to yell them out
  • dtelsah
    dtelsah Posts: 584 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Bigamist :o

    Ain't nobody got time for that! :D

    She has a secret work cat that her poor dog knows nothing about.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    dtelsah wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Bigamist :o

    Ain't nobody got time for that! :D

    Just what a bigamist trying to keep his secret would say :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She's in a polygamist marriage and has 6 sister wives. Monday's are her turn with the husband so you'll never see her on MFP on Mondays.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She's a sister wife and Tuesday's are her day :p
  • Hotspur11
    Hotspur11 Posts: 2,676 Member
    She has a secret relationship with Skippy the Bush Kangaroo
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Makes me call him Skippy 😂
  • Keto_Vampire
    Keto_Vampire Posts: 1,670 Member
    edited June 2019
    Jo drinks ICED lemon tea...blasphemy for hardcore coffee/tea aficionados!
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    Now everyone should throw tomatoes @ Jo for her daily post lies & deception...reputation ruined
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2019
    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    Jo drinks ICED lemon tea...blasphemy for hardcore coffee/tea aficionados!

    :o .. shhhhh blabber

    Puts a bonnet and diaper on his kitty and puts it in a stroller and takes it for walks :D
  • Keto_Vampire
    Keto_Vampire Posts: 1,670 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    Jo drinks ICED lemon tea...blasphemy for hardcore coffee/tea aficionados!

    :o .. shhhhh blabber

    Puts a bonnet and diaper on his kitty and puts it in a stroller and takes it for walks :D

    Just for that, she's going to take her time smothering you and Mario Jo...still have the opportunity to apologize to Queen Big Butt Cat
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    Keto_Vampire wrote: »
    Jo drinks ICED lemon tea...blasphemy for hardcore coffee/tea aficionados!

    :o .. shhhhh blabber

    Puts a bonnet and diaper on his kitty and puts it in a stroller and takes it for walks :D

    Just for that, she's going to take her time smothering you and Mario Jo...still have the opportunity to apologize to Queen Big Butt Cat

    Neverrrrrrrrr 😜😂🤣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He doesn't want to share Jo's dirty secrets here because he's secretly writing a Tell All Book about her. He plans to get rich.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She was the inspiration for the female lead in 50 shades of grey :o
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    The idea for the book was really about Jos story.. 🥺
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    He keeps his toenails painted pink year round. He likes to go barefoot as often as possible to show them off.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She has pics of Neil's feet in a special folder.. foot fetish 👣
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She has pics of Neil's feet in a special folder.. foot fetish 👣

    Truth. lol


    She's always sending me pictures of her feet because she wants her own special folder.
  • ilfaith
    ilfaith Posts: 16,769 Member
    Sleeps with half a dozen stuffed animals every night...rotating them from the 200 stuffed animals in her plush menagerie
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    edited June 2019
    PaperDoll_ wrote: »
    slimgirljo15 wrote: »
    She has pics of Neil's feet in a special folder.. foot fetish 👣

    Truth. lol


    She's always sending me pictures of her feet because she wants her own special folder.

    Truth :laugh:

    She gave me my own special folder.


    @ilfaith has visited the neighbour late at night every week for a year.
  • lx1x
    lx1x Posts: 38,332 Member
    She doesn't have folders. She has closets and big basement for her collection .

    (Msg sent from one of her closet)
  • MzIrish
    MzIrish Posts: 11,921 Member
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  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She's not really Irish, but MzGerman just didn't sound as good.
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    She has a secret desire to cook and clean for me.. :D
  • PaperDoll_
    PaperDoll_ Posts: 32,857 Member
    She's already bought a French maid's outfit for me and has demanded I start tomorrow.
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