What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

slimgirljo15

Doesn't wear underwear ever

mattig89ch

is not really a minion, just plays one on TV.

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PaperDoll_

She's asexual.

lx1x

She likes zeebras

PaperDoll_

lx1x wrote: »

She likes zeebras

You take that back!

But really I do.

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lx1x

Paper... She has pet alligators

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pizzamyheart

she once married a goat named Bob.

Mtnbikn

Is a goat named Bob

slimgirljo15

He wears a pink lacy thong only on Saturdays

mattig89ch

She gave him her thongs to wear

Mtnbikn

He stole the thongs

FabulousFantasticFifty

Has Shirley Temple locs stuffed under his cap

miniharambe

Hides the good sale items in the garden center at Walmart in Black Friday

LAT1963

Is secretly a gorilla and uses profile photos gleaned from Shutterstock.

FabulousFantasticFifty

In Witness Protection
(Cant show her face)

KelleyCakes

Collects tooth brushes but only flosses her teeth.

PaperDoll_

Dumpster dives behind restaurants for meals to serve her guests.

Always insist they eat it all while she nibbles on an apple claiming she's not that hungry.

pizzamyheart

draws sketches of well endowed smurfs in a little notebook she keeps in her purse

lx1x

pizzamyheart wrote: »

draws sketches of well endowed smurfs in a little notebook she keeps in her purse

She has a copy in her pocket.

PaperDoll_

He put on blue body paint and modeled for the smurf sketches.

slimgirljo15

All 3 above are paid members to porn site.. Smurfs uncovered

FabulousFantasticFifty

Subscribes to "Smurfs Uncovered"

Ironwoman1111

She has a fur fetish

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slimgirljo15

Likes to wear a thong backwards on Sundays

Minion_training_program

Has a basement below her original basement, she keeps there the men that passed the test

happimess01

has been collectively banned from entering all the nude beaches in Europe.