What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

Gaingis_Kong

only buys cucumbers that haven't passed any inspection.

JackKopCh

Imagines my cucumber on his salad

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xtina1081

is the cucumber inspector

ChrissyDomer

Is the ex cucumber inspector. Arrested for fondling cucumbers

xtina1081

was my coworker at the cucumber inspection center. sat in the next cubical

JackKopCh

Bit the ends of all cucumbers she came into contact with

xtina1081

paid me for any cucumbers that i inspected personally

JackKopCh

Gives me free cucumbers through the back door every so often

xtina1081

he enjoys it in the back door...

JackKopCh

Spies on me

FabulousFantasticFifty

Is actually a 62 year old lady from Arkansas

TonyBurnitt

Biggest collections of whips and chains hidden under her bed

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Justjayde1984

Can do very good gymnastics

TonyBurnitt

Looks for good out of bins

FabulousFantasticFifty

Believes that "Dumpsters" is a naughty word.

Play4number3

Secretly Watches kids shows when no one is around

benwould

Hacked into school network, changed grades to graduate.

NewlifeinNW

Volunteers for drug trials. The good new is he's earning 150 dollars. The bad news? He may become the first pregnant male.

benwould

Is my doula

Play4number3

benwould wrote: »

Hacked into school network, changed grades to graduate.

That was only once!

musclegood_fatbad

Wears SpongeBob panties

benwould

Has implants everywhere.

NewlifeinNW

Is the first test subject for a new cybernetic bladder

TonyBurnitt

He likes to wear budgie smuggler swimming trucks
But to shy and wears them under he's. Kemal swim shorts

Play4number3

Doesn't wear swim shorts

TonyBurnitt

Play4number3 wrote: »

Doesn't wear swim shorts

Nope
Just one of the old fashion all in one

NewlifeinNW

To remove unwanted ear hair, he ties one end of a string to a single hair and the other end to the doorknob. Uses to the old tooth pulling trick.

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