What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

bigjuicy1234

Drills peeps in dressing room walls at walmart

slimgirljo15

Likes to seductively eat bananas

bigjuicy1234

Eats bananas with out bitting it

liftorgohome

Can fit a whole banana in his mouth

bigjuicy1234

Stared in an adult films with said banana

Jonesuna64

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

Stared in an adult films with said banana

Uses Stared instead of Starred to drive grammar Nazis crazy

bigjuicy1234

Gets confused with Their, They're and There

slimgirljo15

Is a cage dancer in a sleazy strip club

Jonesuna64

bigjuicy1234 wrote: »

Gets confused with Their, They're and There

There Their They're you Go!

@slimgirljo15 Makes cages for sleazy strip clubs

liftorgohome

Jones owns several of the sleezy strip clubs

Jonesuna64

is "silent partner" at the strip clubs

ItsMeGee3

Expects fringe benefits from his employees.

Lone_wolf46

;-)

bigjuicy1234

Gave him her resume for said benefits

ItsMeGee3

Gets jealous easily.

liftorgohome

Is the bouncer at said club with benefits

ItsMeGee3

Trained me!

Jonesuna64

Keeps calling HR about "Benefits"

liftorgohome

Gets oral interviews for dancers

carbkiller14

just came back from an interview

bigjuicy1234

Got the job

liftorgohome

Broke the pole

SojournerThirteen

Has a collection of all his fingernail and toenail clippings since he was a wee lad

slimgirljo15

Collects bellybbutton fluff..

FabulousFantasticFifty

All of my secrets

liftorgohome

Doesn't shave her legs in the winter

slimgirljo15

Provided the sperm bank with 1754 donations..fathered 689 children

liftorgohome

You can't prove that Jo! Helped collect said sperms.

bigjuicy1234

Pays child support on 689 kids

Jonesuna64

Profile pic is from security cam in slimgirljo15's house