What's the poster above' dirty little secret??

VanishingNachos

wears a hairpiece on her hoo-hoo

boehle

doesn't really like nachos

dgthom72

She Loves nachos!!!!! She likes getting messy with them. Getting them all over her face, down her blowse, in her lap, to the point where she needs a shower after those nachos.

FLBlackMax

He LOVES unicorns.

slimgirljo15

His name is unicorn..

finny11122

Worlds largest vibrator collection

emilyvesta4

Actual world's largest vibrator collection

finny11122

Sells her underwear on EBAY to pervs

slimgirljo15

Is the biggest buyer of said Ebay undies

aaronagostini

Masterminded Trump's victory.

slimgirljo15

Thats baby is not his.. he stole it

Presleykay22

Drank a bottle of wine all by herself

TheHawk007

Is a hussy...

slimgirljo15

He wears lacy pink knickers to work

finny11122

Steals from the poor box in churches

Keto_N_Iron

He's actually wearing snow pants that picture

YosemiteSlamAK

They make Claymation movies

carbkiller14

if i tell, the world will end

YosemiteSlamAK

Professional Reindeer trainer, known best for their work with Dasher

MargaretLunan

is really santa

YosemiteSlamAK

She is Mother Nature

liftorgohome

Only owns one shirt, that one.

YosemiteSlamAK

That isn't a lie. I am saving up to buy another one!

All his profile pictures are those carnival cutouts you can stick your head through. He plans to be a mermaid next

BigDougie1211

He's actually a 17 year old girl from Tokyo

liftorgohome

Likes to dress up in womens lingerie.

Kastastrophie

Obsessed with hitches

YosemiteSlamAK

She's an 84 year old retired vacuum salesman from Peoria.

dgthom72

He spends his life in many roles but always winds up yelling and threatening to blast that dol garn rabbit!!!!

YosemiteSlamAK

His favorite super hero is Aqua Man

dgthom72

Has aqua man Underoos.....

Oh wait, *kitten*, that’s mine.....

Has the hot for Emmie!!!!!