your best dad jokes here

serasmommy

Alright everyone, I need a laugh! So put your best dad jokes here! I'll start with something I read from someone else today. ...
Best advice I've ever received? Buy a food scale, and always look both ways before crossing the street! !!
See how easy it is to make me laugh?

OneHundredToLose

I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon

OneHundredToLose

What do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium.

Thisnameischosen

I'm not a dad (obviously.. Hopefully??) but i got some 'dad' jokes! Il start with the pirate ones..
Why are pirates called pirates??? Because they arrrrrgh!
What kind if instrument does a pirate play?? A harrrmonkia/gutarrr!

*laughs hysterically at self