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your best dad jokes here

serasmommy
serasmommy Posts: 61 Member
edited November 2024 in Chit-Chat
Alright everyone, I need a laugh! So put your best dad jokes here! I'll start with something I read from someone else today. ...
Best advice I've ever received? Buy a food scale, and always look both ways before crossing the street! !!
See how easy it is to make me laugh?

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  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    I'd tell you a chemistry joke, but all the good ones argon
  • OneHundredToLose
    OneHundredToLose Posts: 8,523 Member
    What do you do with a dead Chemist? Barium.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    I'm not a dad (obviously.. Hopefully??) but i got some 'dad' jokes! Il start with the pirate ones..
    Why are pirates called pirates??? Because they arrrrrgh!
    What kind if instrument does a pirate play?? A harrrmonkia/gutarrr!

    *laughs hysterically at self :o
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