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Clean eating challenge
girlinahat
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personally I put cinnamon in my water smoothies as it helps regulate blood sugar.0
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Lol that is funny0
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Ha, awesome.0
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WTF??
"Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "
I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor.
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I laughed.
A lot.0 -
Need2Exerc1se wrote: »WTF??
"Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "
I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor.
read on......it is the most glorious thing on the internet I have seen today.0 -
Need2Exerc1se wrote: »WTF??
"Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "
I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor.
It's satire, and it's a pretty good go at it.
Problem with satire, is that a ton of people don't get it. Satire is easy to take seriously.0 -
Need2Exerc1se wrote: »WTF??
"Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "
I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor.
"You're ashamed of how you look and feel, and you don't know how to make yourself look and feel any better."
I'm not, and I do: It's called CICO.
"Garbage men no longer try to collect you"
BA HA HA HA HA!!!! This thing is hilarious0 -
Sour secretions... that was probably my favorite part.0
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Hahahaha my favorite is the #IwishISISwouldkill my fat thighs!0
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"paper-clip like rigidity" is my phrase of the day!0
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girlinahat wrote: »Need2Exerc1se wrote: »WTF??
"Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "
I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor.
read on......it is the most glorious thing on the internet I have seen today.
I admit I did not get beyond those frist 2 sentences.0 -
Need2Exerc1se wrote: »girlinahat wrote: »Need2Exerc1se wrote: »WTF??
"Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "
I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor.
read on......it is the most glorious thing on the internet I have seen today.
I admit I did not get beyond those first 2 sentences.
Confession, I didn't even get past the part you quoted:)0 -
That was freakin awesome. Think the parsley should be deep fried tho....0
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I loved the water smoothie.0
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The Day 5 dinner is my favorite. A little hot sauce and ...... yummy.0
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Day one is clearly sponsored by Big Parsley0
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Okay, this made my day.0
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Brilliant
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This just made my day Thank you OP!0
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Lol0
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A five day clean eating challenge that is supposed to help you lose between 3 and 91 pounds?0
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beemerphile1 wrote: »A five day clean eating challenge that is supposed to help you lose between 3 and 91 pounds?
You have to read it through. Trust me, it's well worth it for the laugh0 -
BA HA HA HA!!!0 -
'Clean eating'= Eating limb by limb. That'll guarantee that 91lb loss....beemerphile1 wrote: »A five day clean eating challenge that is supposed to help you lose between 3 and 91 pounds?
But, only if you have a shower first.
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The grapes part at the start is close to my actual diet... But then everything after that went in a whole 'nother direction.
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beemerphile1 wrote: »A five day clean eating challenge that is supposed to help you lose between 3 and 91 pounds?
No, it's making fun of clean eating. That joke just never gets old, hahaha.0 -
beemerphile1 wrote: »A five day clean eating challenge that is supposed to help you lose between 3 and 91 pounds?
No, it's making fun of clean eating. That joke just never gets old, hahaha.
Sometimes it's nice to be able to laugh at ourselves. I still think Aggies tell the best Aggie jokes; if nothing else, we've heard them all...0 -
beemerphile1 wrote: »A five day clean eating challenge that is supposed to help you lose between 3 and 91 pounds?
No, it's making fun of clean eating. That joke just never gets old, hahaha.
Sometimes it's nice to be able to laugh at ourselves. I still think Aggies tell the best Aggie jokes; if nothing else, we've heard them all...
Agreed. I do laugh at myself - the clean eating, the weighing of food, all of it. It's wonderful to keep a sense of humor.
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