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  • girlviernes
    girlviernes Posts: 2,402 Member
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    personally I put cinnamon in my water smoothies as it helps regulate blood sugar.
  • RuNaRoUnDaFiEld
    RuNaRoUnDaFiEld Posts: 5,864 Member
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    Lol that is funny
  • auddii
    auddii Posts: 15,357 Member
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    Ha, awesome.
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,576 Member
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    WTF??

    "Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "

    I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor. :(
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
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    I laughed.

    A lot.
  • girlinahat
    girlinahat Posts: 2,956 Member
    edited November 2015
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    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    WTF??

    "Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "

    I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor. :(

    read on......it is the most glorious thing on the internet I have seen today.
  • VykkDraygoVPR
    VykkDraygoVPR Posts: 465 Member
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    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    WTF??

    "Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "

    I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor. :(

    It's satire, and it's a pretty good go at it.

    Problem with satire, is that a ton of people don't get it. Satire is easy to take seriously.
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
    edited November 2015
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    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    WTF??

    "Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "

    I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor. :(

    "You're ashamed of how you look and feel, and you don't know how to make yourself look and feel any better."

    I'm not, and I do: It's called CICO.

    "Garbage men no longer try to collect you"

    BA HA HA HA HA!!!! This thing is hilarious
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    Sour secretions... that was probably my favorite part.
  • Asher_Ethan
    Asher_Ethan Posts: 2,430 Member
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    Hahahaha my favorite is the #IwishISISwouldkill my fat thighs!
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
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    "paper-clip like rigidity" is my phrase of the day!
  • Need2Exerc1se
    Need2Exerc1se Posts: 13,576 Member
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    girlinahat wrote: »
    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    WTF??

    "Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "

    I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor. :(

    read on......it is the most glorious thing on the internet I have seen today.

    I admit I did not get beyond those frist 2 sentences.
  • CoffeeNCardio
    CoffeeNCardio Posts: 1,847 Member
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    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    girlinahat wrote: »
    Need2Exerc1se wrote: »
    WTF??

    "Your body is a sad, gruesome temple, teeming with bile and pre-disease. When people see it, they believe in God a little less. "

    I sincerely hope this is a poor attempt at humor. :(

    read on......it is the most glorious thing on the internet I have seen today.

    I admit I did not get beyond those first 2 sentences.

    Confession, I didn't even get past the part you quoted:)
  • Nanogg55
    Nanogg55 Posts: 275 Member
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    That was freakin awesome. Think the parsley should be deep fried tho....
  • Dnarules
    Dnarules Posts: 2,081 Member
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    I loved the water smoothie.
  • brianpperkins
    brianpperkins Posts: 6,124 Member
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    The Day 5 dinner is my favorite. A little hot sauce and ...... yummy.
  • WinoGelato
    WinoGelato Posts: 13,454 Member
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    Day one is clearly sponsored by Big Parsley
  • PeachyCarol
    PeachyCarol Posts: 8,029 Member
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    Okay, this made my day.
  • skysiebaby
    skysiebaby Posts: 88 Member
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    Brilliant :)
  • Tedebearduff
    Tedebearduff Posts: 1,155 Member
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    This just made my day Thank you OP!

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