creative ways to burn calories

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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Well, I figured I didn't need to tell anyone "sex" but I think blow jobs really work my neck muscles.


    Hehehe.
    heh your calorie burn is neglible you swalllowed back calories

    I burn way more than 6 calories. And the protein is a win.

    Wait is that considered a clean food are you practicing cannibalsm? I heard it had fructose in it that's a sugar sugar makes you fat
  • UnwrappingCandy
    UnwrappingCandy Posts: 418 Member
    Woah someone needs The big O. Hitachi wand your best friend forever. I'm on friend number 3. You can thank me later.

    This is a fabulous exercise tool. :blushing: I am in love with mine.
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    Woah someone needs The big O. Hitachi wand your best friend forever. I'm on friend number 3. You can thank me later.

    This is a fabulous exercise tool. :blushing: I am in love with mine.

    It is true love :love:
  • NoWeighJose74
    NoWeighJose74 Posts: 581 Member
    Well, I figured I didn't need to tell anyone "sex" but I think blow jobs really work my neck muscles.


    Hehehe.
    heh your calorie burn is neglible you swalllowed back calories

    I burn way more than 6 calories. And the protein is a win.

    Deluge of FR's incoming in 3...2...1...
  • Oishii
    Oishii Posts: 2,675 Member
    I can't take my own advice on this one right now (boo hiss) but water parks are amazing exercise: so many stairs!
  • apyayo
    apyayo Posts: 2
    LONG LIVE DDR! :)
  • HealthWoke0ish
    HealthWoke0ish Posts: 2,078 Member
    <<----I think she would hate me knowing I dance around my house wearing that :P

    I like the part where you lift up your hands...
  • ruth3698
    ruth3698 Posts: 305 Member
    I love to blare some music while I'm doing housework and drop it like it's hot with the broom. Oh and of course my favorite sex....doesn't happen often enough :sad:
  • direjohnson
    direjohnson Posts: 19 Member
    Oh and of course my favorite sex....doesn't happen often enough :sad:

    i could help you out with that
  • 00sarah
    00sarah Posts: 621 Member
    Really????? You wondered how long it would take someone to bring up sex, when your picture is an attempt at seduction??!! Does EVERYTHING have to always turn into something sexual? America is going to hell in a hand basket with the sick degree that pornography has taken and the depth of involvement that Americans have continued to ignore! Check out the statistics online and see how many of them eventually get into child pornography! Do you know why? Because just like drugs.....its takes more and more for people to get their so called "high". Don't the children in this country have enough to deal with since half of them have parents who are doing drugs, beating the crap out of them, and leaving them to raise themselves because they are so self absorbed? Now we have allowed sex to saturate America and led to the sexual abuse of children!!! I feel so sorry for the children of this world who have no say so and no one to take up for them! Well, I'm taking up for them now by objecting to sex being brought onto this site for weight loss!!! Maybe you should go spend 12 hours in the ER at Children's Hospital and see what's happening to children.........maybe that would give YOU something to think about besides sex!! And if you have any sense of compassion it will keep you awake at night bc its horrible!!!! I'm just sick to death of people bringing sex into EVERYTHING! Even fast food commercials! Good grief........ let us have one site we can log onto and help us attain a healthier lifestyle!! If you want to solicit sexual conversations, go somewhere else!!!! I don't give a rat's *kitten* how you burn calories!!! BE A LADY for pity sake...........the world could use a lot more people who had morals!! And don't bother sending me back some nasty message bc it will not change how I feel, however it will make you look pathetic and like an attention seeker. Advertising your picture in a seductive manner is no different than standing on a street corner! It puts you at risk! And if you haven't seen the movie about the true story of the Craigslist killer..........then maybe you should!! It could save your life!


    Yeah, being sexual and being a pedophile are two totally different things. If you don't know the difference, you should probably do some research. Oh, and you can't assume that somebody has no morals based on a profile picture. Just sayin'


    Omg! Lol I came on here to say I always wash dishes by hand, walk to the store, etc... Did NOT expect this! I think your profile pic is lovely, you're very pretty! I must be a sex crazed maniac, if we're gonna use this "logic" LMFAO!
  • Really????? You wondered how long it would take someone to bring up sex, when your picture is an attempt at seduction??!! Does EVERYTHING have to always turn into something sexual? America is going to hell in a hand basket with the sick degree that pornography has taken and the depth of involvement that Americans have continued to ignore! Check out the statistics online and see how many of them eventually get into child pornography! Do you know why? Because just like drugs.....its takes more and more for people to get their so called "high". Don't the children in this country have enough to deal with since half of them have parents who are doing drugs, beating the crap out of them, and leaving them to raise themselves because they are so self absorbed? Now we have allowed sex to saturate America and led to the sexual abuse of children!!! I feel so sorry for the children of this world who have no say so and no one to take up for them! Well, I'm taking up for them now by objecting to sex being brought onto this site for weight loss!!! Maybe you should go spend 12 hours in the ER at Children's Hospital and see what's happening to children.........maybe that would give YOU something to think about besides sex!! And if you have any sense of compassion it will keep you awake at night bc its horrible!!!! I'm just sick to death of people bringing sex into EVERYTHING! Even fast food commercials! Good grief........ let us have one site we can log onto and help us attain a healthier lifestyle!! If you want to solicit sexual conversations, go somewhere else!!!! I don't give a rat's *kitten* how you burn calories!!! BE A LADY for pity sake...........the world could use a lot more people who had morals!! And don't bother sending me back some nasty message bc it will not change how I feel, however it will make you look pathetic and like an attention seeker. Advertising your picture in a seductive manner is no different than standing on a street corner! It puts you at risk! And if you haven't seen the movie about the true story of the Craigslist killer..........then maybe you should!! It could save your life!

    Bahahahahaha! I don't mean to laugh at you, honestly, but this is some insane stuff. Assuming America is the only country that sexualizes things is ridiculous. You should check out some foreign tv ads for everything from soda to cars - America is quite tame.

    To answer the question, though: Sex, and deep cleaning. LOVE me some deep cleaning and moving furniture and boxes around. Oh, and mowing the lawn. Yeah, I'm a bit weird.
  • astronomicals
    astronomicals Posts: 1,537 Member
    fleshlight
  • ruth3698
    ruth3698 Posts: 305 Member
    Oh and of course my favorite sex....doesn't happen often enough :sad:

    i could help you out with that
    I'm sure you could but I somehow don't think over the internet would have the same amount of calorie burn lol.
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    Carrying my 18 pound baby in a wrap while I clean the house is a great burn. I don't always log it. But with that and (the 500 calories from breastfeeding..check it out hahaha
  • ltgarrow
    ltgarrow Posts: 342 Member
    I approve the previous post.


    Dmn....new page.
  • elispeli
    elispeli Posts: 96 Member
    Carrying my 18 pound baby in a wrap while I clean the house is a great burn. I don't always log it. But with that and (the 500 calories from breastfeeding..check it out hahaha

    you burn 500 calories breastfeeding...?!???
  • raychulj
    raychulj Posts: 458 Member
    Carrying my 18 pound baby in a wrap while I clean the house is a great burn. I don't always log it. But with that and (the 500 calories from breastfeeding..check it out hahaha

    you burn 500 calories breastfeeding...?!???
    I do. Not all women get the benefit of weight loss while breastfeeding. Some hold on to fat for the sake of milk production. I was lucky. I lift heavy and eat 2400 calories and lost 50 pound since giving birth 10 months ago.
  • GabriellaMaria
    GabriellaMaria Posts: 150 Member
    Turning everything into a dance party :)

    This. And sex.
    both, plus chase me!!
  • MsPudding
    MsPudding Posts: 562 Member
    So.....am I the only one who's worn a heart rate monitor during sex just out of curiosity to see what the burn rate actually is?

    Anyone?

    Anyone?


    Creative ways to burn calories? Pole-dancing. One crap load more difficult than it looks.



    (Oh...and to the ranter. Sorry, but if you think that people liking sex is somehow a 'gateway' activity to paedophilia then you really need educating on paedophilia)
  • GabriellaMaria
    GabriellaMaria Posts: 150 Member
    Really????? You wondered how long it would take someone to bring up sex, when your picture is an attempt at seduction??!! Does EVERYTHING have to always turn into something sexual? America is going to hell in a hand basket with the sick degree that pornography has taken and the depth of involvement that Americans have continued to ignore! Check out the statistics online and see how many of them eventually get into child pornography! Do you know why? Because just like drugs.....its takes more and more for people to get their so called "high". Don't the children in this country have enough to deal with since half of them have parents who are doing drugs, beating the crap out of them, and leaving them to raise themselves because they are so self absorbed? Now we have allowed sex to saturate America and led to the sexual abuse of children!!! I feel so sorry for the children of this world who have no say so and no one to take up for them! Well, I'm taking up for them now by objecting to sex being brought onto this site for weight loss!!! Maybe you should go spend 12 hours in the ER at Children's Hospital and see what's happening to children.........maybe that would give YOU something to think about besides sex!! And if you have any sense of compassion it will keep you awake at night bc its horrible!!!! I'm just sick to death of people bringing sex into EVERYTHING! Even fast food commercials! Good grief........ let us have one site we can log onto and help us attain a healthier lifestyle!! If you want to solicit sexual conversations, go somewhere else!!!! I don't give a rat's *kitten* how you burn calories!!! BE A LADY for pity sake...........the world could use a lot more people who had morals!! And don't bother sending me back some nasty message bc it will not change how I feel, however it will make you look pathetic and like an attention seeker. Advertising your picture in a seductive manner is no different than standing on a street corner! It puts you at risk! And if you haven't seen the movie about the true story of the Craigslist killer..........then maybe you should!! It could save your life!

    oh my dearie me.....just pmsl so much!!!!......i think you should really get a life, or get some....one or the other!!!!!!:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:
    Bahahahahaha! I don't mean to laugh at you, honestly, but this is some insane stuff. Assuming America is the only country that sexualizes things is ridiculous. You should check out some foreign tv ads for everything from soda to cars - America is quite tame.

    To answer the question, though: Sex, and deep cleaning. LOVE me some deep cleaning and moving furniture and boxes around. Oh, and mowing the lawn. Yeah, I'm a bit weird.
    and as to the deep cleaning, i am totally the same!!!i love walking and hiking, and lets face it outdoors persuits are more fun
    :)
  • GabriellaMaria
    GabriellaMaria Posts: 150 Member
    So.....am I the only one who's worn a heart rate monitor during sex just out of curiosity to see what the burn rate actually is?

    Anyone?

    Anyone?


    Creative ways to burn calories? Pole-dancing. One crap load more difficult than it looks.



    (Oh...and to the ranter. Sorry, but if you think that people liking sex is somehow a 'gateway' activity to paedophilia then you really need educating on paedophilia)
    i know...what a rant!!
    an pole dancing is super hard too!! totally agree!!
  • fannyfrost
    fannyfrost Posts: 756 Member
    Dancing, Turning up the cleaning with music (dance party cleaning I guess), walking to bus, then subway to get to work with my laptop in a backpack (well I guess this one there is no choice, LOL) and it includes 4 flights of stairs out of subway.

    When daughter was younger used to chase her around the house, use her as a weight, workout on the playground equipment, etc.
  • GabriellaMaria
    GabriellaMaria Posts: 150 Member
    I took my grandkids to the park today. It is amazing how much "exercise" you can get just playing on the slides, climbing the monkey bars and swinging. Swinging works your legs, stomach and arms!
    i love swinging..but have no kids, so i do get odd looks....shame, cos i can deffo feel ive worked the tummy muscles, and its sooo much fun too!!!!!:laugh: :happy: :laugh:
  • GabriellaMaria
    GabriellaMaria Posts: 150 Member
    In for more sex talk...

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    Boxing kitteh, I want to play that game with you!

    way better then rock paper scissors lizard Spock?
    BIG BANG STYLE!!
  • hdean1989
    hdean1989 Posts: 158 Member
    My daughters 4 so I don't think breast feeding for weight loss can fly anymore lol. Actually gained weight from my depo shot booooo. No one has mentioned any extreme sports. My job requires that I throw 4 pound 10 foot nets. That's pretty good exercise standing on the bow of a moving skiff
  • BenchPressingCats
    BenchPressingCats Posts: 1,826 Member
    Really????? You wondered how long it would take someone to bring up sex, when your picture is an attempt at seduction??!! Does EVERYTHING have to always turn into something sexual? America is going to hell in a hand basket with the sick degree that pornography has taken and the depth of involvement that Americans have continued to ignore! Check out the statistics online and see how many of them eventually get into child pornography! Do you know why? Because just like drugs.....its takes more and more for people to get their so called "high". Don't the children in this country have enough to deal with since half of them have parents who are doing drugs, beating the crap out of them, and leaving them to raise themselves because they are so self absorbed? Now we have allowed sex to saturate America and led to the sexual abuse of children!!! I feel so sorry for the children of this world who have no say so and no one to take up for them! Well, I'm taking up for them now by objecting to sex being brought onto this site for weight loss!!! Maybe you should go spend 12 hours in the ER at Children's Hospital and see what's happening to children.........maybe that would give YOU something to think about besides sex!! And if you have any sense of compassion it will keep you awake at night bc its horrible!!!! I'm just sick to death of people bringing sex into EVERYTHING! Even fast food commercials! Good grief........ let us have one site we can log onto and help us attain a healthier lifestyle!! If you want to solicit sexual conversations, go somewhere else!!!! I don't give a rat's *kitten* how you burn calories!!! BE A LADY for pity sake...........the world could use a lot more people who had morals!! And don't bother sending me back some nasty message bc it will not change how I feel, however it will make you look pathetic and like an attention seeker. Advertising your picture in a seductive manner is no different than standing on a street corner! It puts you at risk! And if you haven't seen the movie about the true story of the Craigslist killer..........then maybe you should!! It could save your life!


    Yeah, being sexual and being a pedophile are two totally different things. If you don't know the difference, you should probably do some research. Oh, and you can't assume that somebody has no morals based on a profile picture. Just sayin'


    Omg! Lol I came on here to say I always wash dishes by hand, walk to the store, etc... Did NOT expect this! I think your profile pic is lovely, you're very pretty! I must be a sex crazed maniac, if we're gonna use this "logic" LMFAO!

    Mmm, that's just how I like my women: sex-crazed maniacs!