Ok, which one of you people pee'd in my peanut butter?! >:(

BrainyBurro
BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
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not cool.
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  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    It wasn't me. I don't even like peeing in a cup for my annual physical - I'm just not designed for it - and it's gross.
  • AmyP619
    AmyP619 Posts: 1,137 Member
    Ok.
    Ok.
    It was me.
    When you gotta go, you gotta go, right?!
  • DainaLC
    DainaLC Posts: 18,937 Member
    At least it wasn't in the sink!
  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    NEVER mess with the peanut butter!!
  • GGDaddy
    GGDaddy Posts: 289 Member
    Lighten up, Francis!
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!
  • Vain_Witch
    Vain_Witch Posts: 476 Member
    Just stir it up...it's the natural oil, I swear! :laugh:
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    gif-peanut-butter-gifpeanutbutter-directory-for-funny_5035764272267813.jpg

    You win
  • UsedToBeHusky
    UsedToBeHusky Posts: 15,228 Member
    Well see... it wasn't my intention to pee in it, per se...

    But it was just in the general area...

    And then I lost all self-control...

    I'm sorry.

    But it's your fault really...

    You shouldn't have brought it in the house!! :grumble:
  • ZoeLifts
    ZoeLifts Posts: 10,347 Member
    That's what you get for buying it for your own use. No one can by anything that tempting without expecting retaliation.
  • IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym
    IpuffyheartHeelsinthegym Posts: 5,573 Member
    that's what you get for leaving it in the sink, duh!
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    Do you like Nutella? Because I peed in that, too...
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    NEVER mess with the peanut butter!!

    This!
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
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  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I will admit to poisoning it, but I already peed in the shower.
  • LuckyLeprechaun
    LuckyLeprechaun Posts: 6,296 Member
    You'll be okay, urine is sterile!! :drinker:
  • AJinBirmingham
    AJinBirmingham Posts: 497
    Do you like Nutella? Because I peed in that, too...

    Comments like this are the reason MFP needs a "like" button.
  • BrainyBurro
    BrainyBurro Posts: 6,129 Member
    I did not pee in it, but ai did replace it with cauliflower butter. You are welcome.

    so...

    much...

    sabotage...

    :angry:
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!

    look. i know people in here are having fun and joking around... but this.... this just crosses a line.



    nothing is more unspeakable than spilled beer.
  • LauraMacNCheese
    LauraMacNCheese Posts: 7,173 Member
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!

    look. i know people in here are having fun and joking around... but this.... this just crosses a line.



    nothing is more unspeakable than spilled beer.

    Does it count if the beer in question is Coors Light?
  • wolverine66
    wolverine66 Posts: 3,779 Member
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!

    look. i know people in here are having fun and joking around... but this.... this just crosses a line.



    nothing is more unspeakable than spilled beer.

    Does it count if the beer in question is Coors Light?

    Trick question because Coors Light isn't really beer.
  • MyseriMapleleaf
    MyseriMapleleaf Posts: 81 Member
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!

    look. i know people in here are having fun and joking around... but this.... this just crosses a line.



    nothing is more unspeakable than spilled beer.


    L.O.L.
  • TedStout
    TedStout Posts: 241
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!

    look. i know people in here are having fun and joking around... but this.... this just crosses a line.



    nothing is more unspeakable than spilled beer.

    Does it count if the beer in question is Coors Light?

    If its free, yes. If you bought it, then you get what you deserve.
  • mommabenefield
    mommabenefield Posts: 1,329 Member
    all of you tumblr_mbqscz5YMk1rol1w1.gif
  • kookanddra
    kookanddra Posts: 92
    I'm sorry!! That was YOUR peanut butter??? My bad!!
  • 07JKGirl
    07JKGirl Posts: 45
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!

    look. i know people in here are having fun and joking around... but this.... this just crosses a line.



    nothing is more unspeakable than spilled beer.


    Does it count if the beer in question is Coors Light?

    Trick question because Coors Light isn't really beer.

    Hilarious.........I concur.
    I'm more of a stout or porter kind of girl
  • Yanicka1
    Yanicka1 Posts: 4,564 Member
    all of you tumblr_mbqscz5YMk1rol1w1.gif

    ok ok just to let you know, I peed on your toothbrush....but I would never do it in the peanut butter jar....like..... gross
  • 3dogsrunning
    3dogsrunning Posts: 27,167 Member
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!

    look. i know people in here are having fun and joking around... but this.... this just crosses a line.



    nothing is more unspeakable than spilled beer.

    My lab spilt my almost full glass of beer last night. I only had one growler of it too.
    It's a good thing he's cute.


    OP - the peanut butter wasn't me but you might not want to eat your ice cream either.
  • Jonesingmucho
    Jonesingmucho Posts: 4,902 Member
    I would NEVER pee in peanut butter.....that's more unspeakable than spilling your beer!

    look. i know people in here are having fun and joking around... but this.... this just crosses a line.



    nothing is more unspeakable than spilled beer.


    x sobs x

    Oh please... please NO no no no

    Not spilled beer... OH THE HUMANITY!

    x fetal position and rocks x
  • ScreamingUnicorn
    ScreamingUnicorn Posts: 83 Member
    What if someone peed in the beer?

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