Farting expends 67 calories per each offense

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mandipandi75
mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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I've read somewhere that the act of farting burns 67 calories each offense. Is that for real?

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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    If it was @Sidesteel would be skin and bones.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    Ah, yes... Mr. Intermittent Farter... He would be a good source! Thanks, @usmcmp
  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,220 Member
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    Someone actually posted an article about that on his Facebook and he commented that it can't be true because he's not shredded.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    You got to be $hitting me. That's funny! :)
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,642 Member
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    I'd be dead if that was true...
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    But you eat throughout the day... maybe not?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,543 Member
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    This information has a foul odor to it... sources?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    It's all over facebook. I don't have a link. Does anyone else?
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,543 Member
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    mandipandi75 wrote: »
    It's all over facebook. I don't have a link. Does anyone else?

    Say no more. I believe it now :)
  • SideSteel
    SideSteel Posts: 11,068 Member
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    usmcmp wrote: »
    Someone actually posted an article about that on his Facebook and he commented that it can't be true because he's not shredded.

    I find it hysterical that it was posted to my Facebook wall three times by three different people and I'm also tagged here. Lol
  • moijo1
    moijo1 Posts: 1,216 Member
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    Did you know for ever fart you do expel a pea sized amount of poo , so maybe it is true (remember this next time someone farts in your face haha)
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
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    Really? Is this an appropriate topic?
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    Appropriate or not, if I am burning calories I'm logging it! Think I might suggest to fitbit to add it to their tracking.
  • mandipandi75
    mandipandi75 Posts: 6,036 Member
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    moijo1 wrote: »
    Did you know for ever fart you do expel a pea sized amount of poo , so maybe it is true (remember this next time someone farts in your face haha)

    So getting pink eye IS likely. .. ugh!
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
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    my girlfriend wouldn't have gained 10-15 pounds in the last few months if that's true. She tries to blame it on the dog but her giggling gives it away.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
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    Anyone else never fart? :/
  • katievo92
    katievo92 Posts: 31 Member
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    This made me lol :) wish it was true

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