Favorite "A Christmas Story" quotes

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pie_eyes
pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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A Christmas Story is probably one of the most quotable Christmas movies of all time. If you haven't seen, make your life a little more complete and watch it, if you have drop one of your favorite quotes :D

I'll start....

"Be sure to drink your.... Ovaltine."

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  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    "FRA GILE! It must be Italian!"
  • Char231023
    Char231023 Posts: 702 Member
    edited December 2015
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    A little obvious but

    "You'll shoot your eye out"
  • JenAndSome
    JenAndSome Posts: 1,908 Member
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    "Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!"
  • JessicaJS23
    JessicaJS23 Posts: 1,863 Member
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    "Quickly I whipped up some tears"
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    "Only one thing in the world could've dragged me away from the soft glow of electric sex gleaming in the window"
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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    This one's a little looser but you get the gist

    "Show mommy how the lil piggies eat... LOL come on show mommy how the lil piggies eat!"
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,965 Member
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  • Char231023
    Char231023 Posts: 702 Member
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    "Soap Poisoning "
  • CoffinQTee
    CoffinQTee Posts: 26 Member
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    He looks like a deranged easter bunny
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,834 Member
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    CoffinQTee wrote: »
    He looks like a deranged easter bunny

    "He looks like a pink nightmare!"

  • pie_eyes
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  • ninerbuff
    ninerbuff Posts: 48,562 Member
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    "I want an official Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle!"

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  • pie_eyes
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  • g44219
    g44219 Posts: 3,665 Member
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    JenAndSome wrote: »
    "Only I didn't say "Fudge." I said THE word, the big one, the queen-mother of dirty words, the "F-dash-dash-dash" word!"

    It was all over. I was dead. What would it be? The guillotine? Hanging? The chair? The rack? The Chinese water torture? Mere child's play compared to what awaited me.

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