Cheesy pick up lines ;)

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_whatsherface
_whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
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Did you just sit in sugar? Because you got a pretty sweet *kitten*.

Do you have a map? Because I'm getting lost in your eyes.

I'm not staring at your boobs. I'm staring at your heart (I'm sorry. That's freaking GENIUS)

Hahahahaa.
Keep em coming!

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  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
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    You look familiar... Did we take a class together? I could have sworn we had chemistry. B)
  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
    edited December 2015
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    Do you work at Starbucks? Because I like you a latte. :D
  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
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    There's something wrong with my cellphone. It doesn't have your number in it. (LOL)
  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
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    keepingupwith_kristen wrote: »
    Most girls don't like the cheesy pick up lines. I love them. I think they are hilarious. As long as the guy doesn't mind me laughing

    I think they're AMAZING!
  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
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    Right???
  • robertw486
    robertw486 Posts: 2,388 Member
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    keepingupwith_kristen wrote: »
    Where are all the cheesy pick up lines??

    I though the two of you had them all figured out. When women use cheesy lines most men just fall for it and forget the line anyway, so we might remember them. I always thought the cheesy lines were a waste of time. Easier to sit in the corner and just keep to yourself while licking your eyebrows. Chicks love groomed eyebrows.
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    Did it hurt?? "did what hurt?" When you fell from heaven..

  • lancey70
    lancey70 Posts: 2 Member
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    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away :#
  • schibsted750
    schibsted750 Posts: 355 Member
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    What's your password? Because I'm sensing a connection.

    I like this one because it's both incredibly cheesy, and also...
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,771 Member
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    lancey70 wrote: »
    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away :#

    You had me at fart.
  • finny11122
    finny11122 Posts: 8,436 Member
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    How's your belly for a lodger :p
  • yusaku02
    yusaku02 Posts: 3,476 Member
    edited December 2015
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    Do you like Snow? I hear you're getting 4-6 inches tonight.

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  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
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    lancey70 wrote: »
    Did you just fart? Because you blew me away :#

    I just cackled incredibly hard lmfao
  • _whatsherface
    _whatsherface Posts: 1,238 Member
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    yusaku02 wrote: »
    Do you like Snow? I hear you're getting 4-6 inches tonight.

    tumblr_static_edix9bv9lbswss4ggsg400g04.jpg

    Jon Snow is sexy. That is all.
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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    favourite one on tinder. .

    Are you a 45 degree angle? Cos you are acute-y
  • tim201200
    tim201200 Posts: 146 Member
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    Kiss me if I'm wrong, but is your name Yolanda?

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