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PUNS!!!

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junelove89
junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
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Let's have some fun with puns! Because, why not?! Show me what you got ;)

I'll start: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it. :D
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  • wdunnett1
    wdunnett1 Posts: 1,669 Member
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    I'm into fitness
    Fit-nis whole pizza in my mouth lol
    that count?
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
    He's all right now.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.
  • ValerieMartini2Olives
    ValerieMartini2Olives Posts: 3,041 Member
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    Never let a constipated camel lay a caca in your couscous
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,472 Member
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    Exercise Your Core, Change Your Apple-tite.
  • junelove89
    junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
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    I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    I used to work in a muffler factory. Exhausted every day.
  • sparrish531
    sparrish531 Posts: 499 Member
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    I wanted to be a singer, but never learned to sew.
  • nm2bsc
    nm2bsc Posts: 111 Member
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    Human canonball decided to retire, when his boss found out he cried out "how am I going to find another man of your caliber?"
  • junelove89
    junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
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    When chemists die, they barium.
  • Uhtred_Ragnarson
    Uhtred_Ragnarson Posts: 452 Member
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    I got fired from my job at the Orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate
  • nm2bsc
    nm2bsc Posts: 111 Member
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    two peanuts walked into a dark alley and one of them is a salted
  • jnstevens47
    jnstevens47 Posts: 4 Member
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    Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty *kitten*.
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    My doctor refused to believe how much i work out so i told her my daily exercise routine : i jump to conclusions drag my heels run around in circles bend over backwards and make mountains out of molehills
    She said dont push your luck and beat around the bush
  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    Did you hear about the group for people with verbal diarrhea
    Its called Anon Anon
  • Bkra236
    Bkra236 Posts: 27 Member
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  • motterotter
    motterotter Posts: 701 Member
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    Toucan play at that game
  • junelove89
    junelove89 Posts: 759 Member
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    I tried to catch some fog. I mist.
  • LiftingRiot
    LiftingRiot Posts: 6,952 Member
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  • William4MVP
    William4MVP Posts: 166 Member
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    I did nazi this coming

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