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PUNS!!!
junelove89
Posts: 759 Member
Let's have some fun with puns! Because, why not?! Show me what you got 
I'll start: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
I'll start: How does Moses make his tea? Hebrews it.
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I'm into fitness
Fit-nis whole pizza in my mouth lol
that count?2 -
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.4 -
I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger. Then it hit me.2
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Never let a constipated camel lay a caca in your couscous0
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Exercise Your Core, Change Your Apple-tite.1
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I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop anytime.2
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I used to work in a muffler factory. Exhausted every day.
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I wanted to be a singer, but never learned to sew.
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Human canonball decided to retire, when his boss found out he cried out "how am I going to find another man of your caliber?"1
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When chemists die, they barium.2
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I got fired from my job at the Orange juice factory. I couldn't concentrate3
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two peanuts walked into a dark alley and one of them is a salted1
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Thieves had broken into my house and stolen everything except my soap, shower gel, towels and deodorant. Dirty *kitten*.0
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My doctor refused to believe how much i work out so i told her my daily exercise routine : i jump to conclusions drag my heels run around in circles bend over backwards and make mountains out of molehills
She said dont push your luck and beat around the bush
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Did you hear about the group for people with verbal diarrhea
Its called Anon Anon0 -
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Toucan play at that game
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I tried to catch some fog. I mist.2
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I did nazi this coming0
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^^ you're silly cone1
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That dastardly banana has a split pearsonality i am sure i saw him on a wanted poster for armed strobbery1
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motterotter wrote: »That dastardly banana has a split pearsonality i am sure i saw him on a wanted poster for armed strobbery
Oh, my bad. This isn't the "most wanted" thread?1 -
I love sea food because I'll try every food I see.0
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