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I'm a guy with a big butt problem

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  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    edited January 2016
    jemhh wrote: »
    I'm very disappointed with the lack of puns in this thread.

    Your cracked comment was a little cheeky but there wasn't enough there for the rest of us to get behind
  • lisalsd1
    lisalsd1 Posts: 1,519 Member
    A. A big "man butt" is not a problem (at least, for me it isn't)
    B. OP- your butt is not that big (at least, for me it isn't)
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    DavPul wrote: »
    jemhh wrote: »
    I'm very disappointed with the lack of puns in this thread.

    Your cracked comment was a little cheeky but there wasn't enough there for the rest of us to get behind

    Tush-é
  • AdrianChr92
    AdrianChr92 Posts: 567 Member
    Nice butt. No homo
  • strong_curves
    strong_curves Posts: 2,229 Member
    Chiruadr wrote: »
    Nice butt. No homo

    :D
  • strong_curves
    strong_curves Posts: 2,229 Member
    I like big butts. Yours is nice but not what I would call big. NFL players usually have big butts :p
  • dbanks80
    dbanks80 Posts: 3,685 Member
    strong_curves wrote: »
    I like big butts. Yours is nice but not what I would call big. NFL players usually have big butts :p


    Yaaassssssss ;)
  • myssjaxson
    myssjaxson Posts: 89 Member
    I wouldn't mess with it, that's a nice booty. Haha :wink:
  • Warchortle
    Warchortle Posts: 2,197 Member
    dbanks80 wrote: »
    Wow really!? I was expecting a big badonkadonk!! eye roll

  • agdharry
    agdharry Posts: 41 Member
    LOL what do you people expect? 2 massive beef mountains exploding off my backside and dragging on the ground? I guess everyone has a different opinion on what a big butt is. The puns got me geeking out though!! I'm just saying its larger and junkier than 98% of guys that I've seen (in person). I'm surprised no one has challenged me in a twerk off yet.... I'd say its about 50/50 muscle to fat. I'm thinking 10-15 min of cardio before my 5x5 workout each day will help
  • jemhh
    jemhh Posts: 14,261 Member
    agdharry wrote: »
    LOL what do you people expect? 2 massive beef mountains exploding off my backside and dragging on the ground? I guess everyone has a different opinion on what a big butt is. The puns got me geeking out though!! I'm just saying its larger and junkier than 98% of guys that I've seen (in person). I'm surprised no one has challenged me in a twerk off yet.... I'd say its about 50/50 muscle to fat. I'm thinking 10-15 min of cardio before my 5x5 workout each day will help

    Maybe you could get a pair of shorts with 2% printed on the backside.

    (Seriously, you are worried about nothing.)
  • ElJefeChief
    ElJefeChief Posts: 650 Member
    Butt dyspmorphia
  • grinning_chick
    grinning_chick Posts: 765 Member
    edited January 2016
    agdharry wrote: »
    I'm just saying its larger and junkier than 98% of guys that I've seen (in person).

    In other words, the majority of the guys you know have pancakeass. Okay.

    If I were in your shoes, I'd be celebrating that I don't suffer from the same condition. I mean, nothing to fill out the seat of my jeans? Therefore afflicted with the additional malady of saggyass pants? Tragedy. True tragedy.

  • EvgeniZyntx
    EvgeniZyntx Posts: 24,208 Member
    Suggested reading : https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Body_dysmorphic_disorder
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    cwolfman13 wrote: »
    I have a "bubble butt"...most guys have flat *kitten*...chicks tend to look at my *kitten* a lot and smile...I'd just roll with it if I were you.

    Pics please

    I like smiling
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    jemhh wrote: »
    I'm very disappointed with the lack of buns in this thread.

    FIFY
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    You have a nice butt. And it's not big. I will share a funny story about my butt. First I want to explain that I don't have a big butt. I have a very small waist and rib cage, and a shapely butt. So, in comparison my butt looks big. So, when my husband and I were early dating back in college he asked me if I had any sweat pants he could borrow. I said, "No, not any that would fit you." He picked up a pair of pants and said, "What about these?" I said, "Those have a very small waist!" He seemed offended and said, "Yeah, but it fits over your butt!" He thought my butt was bigger than his. We had to pull out a tape measurer to prove that my butt was significantly smaller. Well, he learned something that day. And apparently he thought he had a smaller butt. So, sometimes our perceptions of our bodies are wrong. Tape measuring can help clear things up.
  • Sued0nim
    Sued0nim Posts: 17,456 Member
    BinaryPulsar wrote: »
    You have a nice butt. And it's not big. I will share a funny story about my butt. First I want to explain that I don't have a big butt. I have a very small waist and rib cage, and a shapely butt. So, in comparison my butt looks big. So, when my husband and I were early dating back in college he asked me if I had any sweat pants he could borrow. I said, "No, not any that would fit you." He picked up a pair of pants and said, "What about these?" I said, "Those have a very small waist!" He seemed offended and said, "Yeah, but it fits over your butt!" He thought my butt was bigger than his. We had to pull out a tape measurer to prove that my butt was significantly smaller. Well, he learned something that day. And apparently he thought he had a smaller butt. So, sometimes our perceptions of our bodies are wrong. Tape measuring can help clear things up.

    And then you married him? :open_mouth::smiley:
  • BinaryPulsar
    BinaryPulsar Posts: 8,927 Member
    rabbitjb wrote: »
    BinaryPulsar wrote: »
    You have a nice butt. And it's not big. I will share a funny story about my butt. First I want to explain that I don't have a big butt. I have a very small waist and rib cage, and a shapely butt. So, in comparison my butt looks big. So, when my husband and I were early dating back in college he asked me if I had any sweat pants he could borrow. I said, "No, not any that would fit you." He picked up a pair of pants and said, "What about these?" I said, "Those have a very small waist!" He seemed offended and said, "Yeah, but it fits over your butt!" He thought my butt was bigger than his. We had to pull out a tape measurer to prove that my butt was significantly smaller. Well, he learned something that day. And apparently he thought he had a smaller butt. So, sometimes our perceptions of our bodies are wrong. Tape measuring can help clear things up.

    And then you married him? :open_mouth::smiley:

    :lol:
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