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my wife makes me mad

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  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    :laugh: thank you and the best advice is to just break up obviously.

    I don't know. I might miss those assets.
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    You probably shouldn't emasculate the man OR turn him into a demanding husband. He came here for support. How about something alone the lines of, "Be a strong supporter of her goals, but be firm and look out for the health of your son."

    Just a though.

    Thank you, ma'am.
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    your name itself makes me wonder how seriously you can be taken. ewww. You might want to go to a doctor and get that fixed.


    As for the situation, if it is even real, no that's not ok. Kids don't go on diets just because mommy does. Kids need lots of calories and stuff. This is a no-brainer.

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  • Bajiggity
    Bajiggity Posts: 88 Member
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    well thats just creepy
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
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    As for the situation, if it is even real, no that's not ok. Kids don't go on diets just because mommy does. Kids need lots of calories and stuff. This is a no-brainer.

    Lordy.

    Spoof thread is a spoof.

    Its not that subtle.
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    Some people still don't know this is a joke....

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  • Guisma
    Guisma Posts: 215
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    so your soon is being neglected and instead of speaking up you come to post it here.
  • Ninguneado73
    Ninguneado73 Posts: 832
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    I am not so well informed about this. However, I do know children do not need to diet like a 30 yr old adult!
  • CorvusCorax77
    CorvusCorax77 Posts: 2,536 Member
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    As for the situation, if it is even real, no that's not ok. Kids don't go on diets just because mommy does. Kids need lots of calories and stuff. This is a no-brainer.

    Lordy.

    Spoof thread is a spoof.

    Its not that subtle.

    My bad.

    Except...

    Well, I was forced on diets when my dad went on diet so while it may have been patently spooftastic to some, it happened to be like a reality for others.

    Dude's name is chlamydibrah. I had a hard time believing he was even married. But thought I would state the obvious just in case.
  • __stacyb
    __stacyb Posts: 306
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    :laugh: thank you and the best advice is to just break up obviously.

    I don't know. I might miss those assets.
    so she pays all the bills...got it.
  • SteveJWatson
    SteveJWatson Posts: 1,225 Member
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    Dude's name is chlamydibrah. I had a hard time believing he was even married. But thought I would state the obvious just in case.

    I've met all kinds who were married. True love ignores crap MFP usernames. :tongue:
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    your name itself makes me wonder how seriously you can be taken. ewww. You might want to go to a doctor and get that fixed.


    As for the situation, if it is even real, no that's not ok. Kids don't go on diets just because mommy does. Kids need lots of calories and stuff. This is a no-brainer.

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    I'm afraid I don't follow, ma'am.
  • Bajiggity
    Bajiggity Posts: 88 Member
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    Some people still don't know this is a joke....

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    LOL my comment was a joke too, but I don't think anyone got it. :ohwell:
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
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    Some people still don't know this is a joke....

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    LOL my comment was a joke too, but I don't think anyone got it. :ohwell:

    Haha, I knew. The word "creepy" was the tip off. :wink: It's the word of the day!
  • sullus
    sullus Posts: 2,839 Member
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    How's mom's insurance policy? Have you considered "sending mommy to a farm so she can chase rabbits ALLLLL day?"
  • catrinaHwechanged
    catrinaHwechanged Posts: 4,907 Member
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    I thought we agreed in our last marriage counseling session that you would stop making forum posts about me?? :grumble:
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    If she's this way with your son, I'd hate to see your sammiches.

    I haven't had a proper sammich in ages, ma'am.

    I make an excellent sammich...with lots of bacon, mustn't forget the bacon!

    I don't like bacon, how about a steak sammich and a protein shake.

    Your wish is my command. Shall I bring it to you naked?

    If you don't mind a cat fight with Glove and CatrinaH, I suppose.
  • Lauren8239
    Lauren8239 Posts: 1,039 Member
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    Sell your wife on Ebay and then raise your son yourself. Let him eat whatever he wants whenever he wants. He'll be your pal for life! :tongue:
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    I thought we agreed in our last marriage counseling session that you would stop making forum posts about me?? :grumble:

    Oh, you got the memo..
  • Perplexities
    Perplexities Posts: 612 Member
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    Sell your wife on Ebay and then raise your son yourself. Let him eat whatever he wants whenever he wants. He'll be your pal for life! :tongue:

    He's my pal when I sneak him a sammich while mom's resting from her bedroom aerobics.
    I'm her coach, I work her hard. ya know'