People at the Buffet

AllTehBeers
AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
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I went to a buffet today because I had a free coupon. I was looking around at all the people there and I just couldn't believe my eyes. I was so shocked at them, I couldn't even look at them. I put my head down and just focused on my plate. I mean, how can people just be so stinkin HAPPY?? :angry: I wasn't in a good mood and here all these people have the nerve to enjoy themselves. It's just disgusting that these people don't care about how their actions hurt people, stuffing their face with delicious food, laughing and having a good time with family. Ugh. It makes me sick.
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  • WhitneySheree88
    WhitneySheree88 Posts: 222 Member
    :indifferent:
  • PhattiPhat
    PhattiPhat Posts: 349 Member
    lol
  • coolraul07
    coolraul07 Posts: 1,606 Member
    I gotta give you a *bump* just for fooling me like that. I had to read twice. Nice one.
  • MrsSenecal
    MrsSenecal Posts: 312 Member
    DID SOMEONE SAY BUFFET????
  • Contrarian
    Contrarian Posts: 8,138 Member
    I hate happy people. :angry:
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    was there cake?
  • MB_Positif
    MB_Positif Posts: 8,897 Member
    I hate happy people. :angry:

    I read this as "I ate happy people."

    I was not at a buffet, but I just happily ate chips and fresh guacamole, two chicken enchiladas and refried beans! Mmmmmm
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    was there cake?

    Yes. Lots of it. Pie too. Seriously. What. The. ****.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I hate happy people. :angry:

    I read this as "I ate happy people."

    I was not at a buffet, but I just happily ate chips and fresh guacamole, two chicken enchiladas and refried beans! Mmmmmm

    "Welcome to the Happy People Buffet!"
  • Mainebikerchick
    Mainebikerchick Posts: 1,573 Member
    was there cake?

    Yes. Lots of it. Pie too. Seriously. What. The. ****.

    IN for pie! Unless is was coconut cream! EWW!
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
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  • ChristinaR720
    ChristinaR720 Posts: 1,186
    I came here ready for a battle, but am pleasantly surprised! Too funny!
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    I feel the exact same way. Same with people having a good time in bars, playing with their children, or enjoying themselves sitting on the porch and reading a book.

    They're all horrible selfish people.
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    was there cake?

    Yes. Lots of it. Pie too. Seriously. What. The. ****.

    IN for pie! Unless is was coconut cream! EWW!

    WHAT??

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  • nrz242
    nrz242 Posts: 76
    was there cake?

    the cake is a lie
  • danasings
    danasings Posts: 8,218 Member
    Two words: Ice Cream Bar. Oh wait, that's three...
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    I feel the exact same way. Same with people having a good time in bars, playing with their children, or enjoying themselves sitting on the porch and reading a book.

    They're all horrible selfish people.

    You get me.

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  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    was there cake?

    the cake is a lie

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  • ILiftHeavyAcrylics
    ILiftHeavyAcrylics Posts: 27,732 Member
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  • CapnGordo
    CapnGordo Posts: 327
    FAT PEEPUL LUV THAT ****
  • AllTehBeers
    AllTehBeers Posts: 5,030 Member
    FAT PEEPUL LUV THAT ****

    Now my thread is going to get reported by the butthurt, locked and I'm going to get a strike. You couldn't just let me have fun for once?

    You're selfish like all the buffet people.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    You be here 4 hour! Why you no go home? You to beeeeeg!

    You scare my wife! You go now!

    http://youtu.be/TdwuiyO7hOU
  • tl_dr
    tl_dr Posts: 96
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  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    You be here 4 hour! Why you no go home? You to beeeeeg!

    You scare my wife! You go now!

    http://youtu.be/TdwuiyO7hOU

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  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    was there cake?

    the cake is a lie

    take it back.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    I say they should be whipped with wet noodles until they cry for forgiveness.
  • xbreyannx
    xbreyannx Posts: 5
    LOL
    What a rant.
    Jealous much?
    When I go to a buffet, it's ALWAYS with family and I use it as a cheat meal.
  • kbmnurse
    kbmnurse Posts: 2,484 Member
    Your nuts!
  • dunnodunno
    dunnodunno Posts: 2,290 Member
    Two words: Ice Cream Bar. Oh wait, that's three...

    Ice cream Bar FTW.
  • downsizinghoss
    downsizinghoss Posts: 1,035 Member
    You be here 4 hour! Why you no go home? You to beeeeeg!

    You scare my wife! You go now!

    http://youtu.be/TdwuiyO7hOU

    ChineseRestaurant_zpsb5b9fb3b.jpg

    <sniff> this makes me happy

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