No beating around the bush. Does size matter?

Stump_Likker
Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
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Personally I think personality trumps all, but their isn't a woman alive who hasn't said , "Please let it be big!" at some point in her life.

Truth.
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  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    In.
  • mister_universe
    mister_universe Posts: 6,664 Member
    If the bush is well maintained there's less beating around to do.

    In...I guess. I know the answer already.
  • lightdiva1
    lightdiva1 Posts: 935 Member
    Gardening is essential to both genders. Nobody likes to pick hair out of their teeth,.
  • MizTerry
    MizTerry Posts: 3,763 Member
    As I've said, I'd rather be on a yacht than a dinghy.
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    stressed backwards spells desserts.
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    So now we're focusing on the size of the bush?! Lol
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    stressed backwards spells desserts.

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  • aquarabbit
    aquarabbit Posts: 1,622 Member
    Truth.
  • Junken_Diraffe
    Junken_Diraffe Posts: 716 Member
    There is such a thing as too big. Promise. I'm a HUGE fan of "average". It's more... versatile. :wink:
  • whierd
    whierd Posts: 14,025 Member
    There is such a thing as too big. Promise. I'm a HUGE fan of "average". It's more... versatile. :wink:

    :drinker:
  • tehboxingkitteh
    tehboxingkitteh Posts: 1,574 Member
    funny-quotes-it-is-not-the-size-of-the-ship-or-the-motion-of-the-ocean-its-whether-or-not-the-captain-stays-in-port-long-enough-to-get-all-the-passengers-off-sexy-quotes.jpg
  • Stump_Likker
    Stump_Likker Posts: 2,059 Member
    As I've said, I'd rather be on a yacht than a dinghy.
    Nice!
  • NKfanKelli
    NKfanKelli Posts: 44
    Yes, it matters. :blushing:
  • sissiluv
    sissiluv Posts: 2,205 Member
    I really don't care...
    but then again I'm a virgin who's not intending on having sex for a looooooong time.
  • KANGOOJUMPS
    KANGOOJUMPS Posts: 6,474 Member
    nope, its how they use it,
  • PlayerHatinDogooder
    PlayerHatinDogooder Posts: 1,018 Member
    A lot of yacht shaming going on in this thread. :angry:
  • CrankMeUp
    CrankMeUp Posts: 2,860 Member
    I really don't care...
    but then again I'm a virgin who's not intending on having sex for a looooooong time.

    then you dont know if you care, do you?

    good for you though.:flowerforyou:
  • JustPeachy044
    JustPeachy044 Posts: 770 Member
    A skilled mechanic is preferable. :smile: Good tools in the hands of an amateur are wasted.
  • TMcChamp
    TMcChamp Posts: 165 Member
    If you don't maintain the garden, no one can find the path and knock on the door....
  • Cutting4life
    Cutting4life Posts: 505 Member
    yes...













    wait wut
  • Matt24442
    Matt24442 Posts: 324
    I really don't care...
    but then again I'm a virgin who's not intending on having sex for a looooooong time.

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  • blytheandbonnie
    blytheandbonnie Posts: 3,275 Member
    nope, its how they use it,
    Yup, this. If they don't know what to do then big means nothing. Well, I guess it would be a bit of a consolation prize...
  • Krizzo87
    Krizzo87 Posts: 14,186 Member
    funny-quotes-it-is-not-the-size-of-the-ship-or-the-motion-of-the-ocean-its-whether-or-not-the-captain-stays-in-port-long-enough-to-get-all-the-passengers-off-sexy-quotes.jpg

    ^^This. Oh and IB4TL
  • alibee81
    alibee81 Posts: 62
    The boat doesn't have to be big, but it should be... ahem, a sturdy rigid vessel. And it should stay that way til I've finished sailing on it.
  • The_Enginerd
    The_Enginerd Posts: 3,982 Member
    There is such a thing as too big. Promise. I'm a HUGE fan of "average". It's more... versatile. :wink:
    EmoteSulk.gif You do have to be more careful
  • mustang289
    mustang289 Posts: 299 Member
    So if you trim the hedges the tree looks taller?
  • celtbell3
    celtbell3 Posts: 738 Member
    Skill is important. Size is extra.
  • missmegan831
    missmegan831 Posts: 824 Member
    Girth matters.... not necessarily length :drinker: (hoping my mom doesnt read this post!LOL)"
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    There is such a thing as too big.

    I get that a lot.
  • cmriverside
    cmriverside Posts: 34,449 Member
    wait wait whoa, hold up now....


    To the Virgin:

    (jus' sayin') I was married to a man who didn't want to have sexy time. Ever.

    I have been with big and small guys. It makes "a" difference. But it's kinda like people with jobs. If they are able to pay their bills, they are less stressed. If they are making $50K a year they are pretty content.

    You need to kick the tires.
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