How to reignite your metabolism?

darrensurrey

Just one tablespoon spoon of almond butter with celery, in a smoothie or with some apples are great snacks to re-ignite your metabolism.

http://www.doctoroz.com/article/5-metabolism-death-foods?page=2

darrensurrey

https://twitter.com/DarrenSurrey/status/688729282823196672

Edit: Ooh, it's parsed my link as an embedded tweet. Nice work, MFP!

janejellyroll

Wait, when did my metabolism become extinguished? Am I posting from beyond the grave?

RuNaRoUnDaFiEld

Why am I not surprised that that link says Dr Oz in front of it?

queenliz99

Is it April 1st?

socioseguro

Your metabolism is not a firecracker that has to be ignited

stevencloser

I do hate when I die from certain foods and my family has to trickle a spoon full of almond butter into my lifeless lips to revive me. Happens like every other week.

janejellyroll

Is it only almond butter that has the power to revive the dead or can I substitute cashew butter?

(Please answer soon, this is very time sensitive)

darrensurrey

stevencloser wrote: »

I do hate when I die from certain foods and my family has to trickle a spoon full of almond butter into my lifeless lips to revive me. Happens like every other week.

darrensurrey

janejellyroll wrote: »

Is it only almond butter that has the power to revive the dead or can I substitute cashew butter?

(Please answer soon, this is very time sensitive)

I'll ask at a local hospice I'll be passing later.

callsitlikeiseeit

all i have is regular butter.

well, peanut butter. WILL PEANUT BUTTER WORK PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD ANSWER ME

darrensurrey

Perhaps intravenously.