i have to poop but...

angelamichelle_xo

there are people playing Magic in my kitchen, which is right next to the bathroom.
and the bathroom door needs to stay open when it's not in use. so.
everyone will have to smell my deuce. ughhhhhhh.

angelamichelle_xo

ill just eat my lentil soup so it's even smellier.
mmmmmmmmmmm. beans.

AJ_G

You're weird

angelamichelle_xo

yes.

angelamichelle_xo

AJ_G wrote: »

You're weird

i love it though.

number33x

Magic? The old school nerdery. I'm still waiting on the punchline...

kbmnurse

Gross, figure it out.

angelamichelle_xo

THERE IS NO PUNCHLINE.
I REALLY HAVE TO POOP.

i am not *kitten* in my shower lmfao.

Hey_Its_That_One_Guy

Light a match.

zakum1

Scented candle.

angelamichelle_xo

ohhhhhhhhh snap.
i just remembered i had Poo Pourri.
bye!

_Captivated_

PurringMyrrh

Death_Penalty wrote: »

Take a screwdriver in there with you, run the shower, get in and remove the shower grate. Poop in it and quickly stomp it down the hole.

Better yet, don't remove the grate and it will look like hamburger when it comes out the other side.

PurringMyrrh

angelamichelle_xo wrote: »

ohhhhhhhhh snap.
i just remembered i had Poo Pourri.
bye!

Does it work as well as I hear it does?

_Captivated_

PurringMyrrh wrote: »

angelamichelle_xo wrote: »

ohhhhhhhhh snap.
i just remembered i had Poo Pourri.
bye!

Does it work as well as I hear it does?

Hopefully she'll come back and tell us...







Or not.

PurringMyrrh

angelamichelle_xo wrote: »

...the bathroom door needs to stay open when it's not in use. so.everyone will have to smell my deuce.

Nice little poem.

arditarose

Get something like this. It literally just smells like you put a bit of perfume on in the bathroom
https://household-tips.thefuntimesguide.com/2015/01/poo-pourri-recipe.php

zakum1

Reminds me of the beach boys

My little deuce coop
You don't know what I got