Dropping logs at work

sanfromny
sanfromny Posts: 770 Member
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Sometimes you have to, right? There is someone at my job who does and it smells like death lives in their small intestines. I mean truly like the grim reaper is ready to strangle whoever comes in the vacinity. So with everyone trying to maintain healthy diets do you or don't you at work or in public bathrooms? On the plane? Is there an absolute no-no spot?

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  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    back yard..
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Front yard!
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    On the roof (neighbours roof ok)
  • Iguessicandothis
    Iguessicandothis Posts: 2,132 Member
    There is no thread topic that would surprise me anymore...
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    On a police car
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    I've never understood how people can keep it in all day until they get home.. When you gotta go, you gotta go right?? I wouldnt choose to 'drop and log' (<<lol btw) in a public place but if I needed to I'd go anywhere.. And that's my answer, I'd rather go anywhere than *kitten* myself.
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Thisnameischosen wrote: »
    I've never understood how people can keep it in all day until they get home.. When you gotta go, you gotta go right?? I wouldnt choose to 'drop and log' (<<lol btw) in a public place but if I needed to I'd go anywhere.. And that's my answer, I'd rather go anywhere than *kitten* myself.

    lmao ok but would you on a roadway in traffic.. I think not
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Iguessicandothis wrote: »
    There is no thread topic that would surprise me anymore...

    You thought there would be one?
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Kitchen floor.. kinda out for me too
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Sort of right up there with the dining room
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Back seat of the car
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Neighbours car ok
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    gcibsthom wrote: »
    Neighbours car ok

    Agreed
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Resolved: Our own property no. All others, fair game!
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    There should be a thread "Places you wouldnt masterbate" much harder to think up places for that lmao
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    There should be a thread "Places you wouldnt masterbate" much harder to think up places for that lmao

    Oh and imagine @Thisnameischosen same answer for that rotf

  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    I know a guy.. He had been to a festival and was making his way back home. He was desperate to 'drop is log', he thought he had a found a safe bush to do it in so he quickly ran in and did the job.. After he had finished he turned around and realised he was in a jam packed beer garden.. Lots of people saw his log that day.. But I'm grateful for that mistake because it was about 10 years ago and I still cry with laughter every time I think about it..
    :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    lmao^^
  • BenOsen3
    BenOsen3 Posts: 121 Member
    significant other's pillow
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    Are we still talking about logs, or masterbate
  • _Sparky_
    _Sparky_ Posts: 765 Member
    Prison buddies bed.. might be bad..
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    I can't go anywhere that isn't home.
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    I remember going on vacation with my "spouse" if you want to call him that and I was constipated most of the week because the hotel bathroom was strange and quiet.
  • sanfromny
    sanfromny Posts: 770 Member
    Sparky_111363 wrote: »
    Kitchen floor.. kinda out for me too

    My dog tends not to have a problem with this^^
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    hardwood-logs-1.jpg
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    I have no shame.
  • rbfdac
    rbfdac Posts: 1,057 Member
    It's kind of sad that pooping is even somewhat taboo! I can't say it more plainly than "everybody poops"-- why is this such a weird topic and why are people so upset when others do it in public (other than those who leave a horrifying stench).

    I just go when I have to go, as long as there's a clean toilet around.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    I take 3-4 dumps a day so I have no choice but to use the nearest bathroom when nature calls. At home I have a Squatty Potty and when I use bathrooms away from home I squat on the seat like so... I never have to put my butt on a seat again or use those uncomfortable paper mache seat covers.


    Pedestal-squat-toilet.jpg
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  • salembambi
    salembambi Posts: 5,585 Member
    ive *kitten* nearly everywhere

    forest, side of the road , the floor, someones bed, my pants, someone elses pants

    who wants to hang out?

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