Looking for MFP GF
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How did this turn into a ditch Michael thread! All I wanted was a sandwich and some lovely company to eat it with.0
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JeffreyMGiron wrote: »Lady_Spartan15 wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »brillmer87 wrote: »Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Crushing and full body massages are all well and good, but I need connection! And sandwiches. Mostly sandwiches. Post a little something about why you would make a good MFP GF.
And go.
Guys can apply too as long as they can make a good sandwich.
I hear you like sandwiches.. And since i wanna be your gf.. You can choose.
Yes, I made all of these.
5 spice pork belly sandwich with pickled vegetables and a house aioli
Fried Catfish Po' Boy Sandwich with a southern slaw
Open-Faced Chicken Naanwich with housemade tzatziki and watercress,cucumber, basil and mint.
@ladymuaithai - i hear you like tacos, bae.
Coke Braised short rib tacos with pickled vegetables and spicy aioli.
Your choice of tortilla or lettuce wrap
I'M OUT, SORRY LADIES HES MINE
Oh, Oh my. I think it's true love! @brillmer87
Don't be fooled, he runs hot and cold!
i guess me and Micheal are over,
@jsummd whats good with the bahamas though. I have a beach house and you dont have to work ever again.
I'm there as long as @synchkat and @Lady_Spartan15 don't mind.
Bahamas here we come!!
@Hey_Its_That_One_Guy you missed out for cheating on all of us, Bahamas Beautiful women, a Bro and Beach days~ gotta learn who comes first bro!
Agreed. You can't have all your admirers in one place vying for your affection. This isn't the bachelor!
you can come too just to make his list harder, we can all chill at the bahamas at my beach house no problem!0 -
^ is just trying to get all the lovely ladies into his house in bikinis.0
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I'll make you a sammich and buy you a beer if you entertain my littles for a few hours so I can get stuff done!0
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »^ is just trying to get all the lovely ladies into his house in bikinis.
Cover Blown~
ahah bro got mad.0 -
JeffreyMGiron wrote: »Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »^ is just trying to get all the lovely ladies into his house in bikinis.
Cover Blown~
ahah bro got mad.
Took me a while to realize what you were up to! Well played. Very crushworthy @JeffreyMGiron .0 -
Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »
Eh, they love to hit balls with things, play light sabers and wrestle!
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »JeffreyMGiron wrote: »Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »^ is just trying to get all the lovely ladies into his house in bikinis.
Cover Blown~
ahah bro got mad.
Took me a while to realize what you were up to! Well played. Very crushworthy @JeffreyMGiron .
ahaha, well you can come me you, the ladies and beach fun!
/closethread
/gg ez
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@Hey_Its_That_One_Guy I did not! Liar... Anyway, some people here look like excellent cooks. Food...yum
@synchkat knows my worth!
@Luke_I_am_your_spotter Thanks! I needed that. Now, help me get revenge against this man?0 -
I don't make sandwiches ... I make moneys though! And I make jokes! And I can do a killer somersault!
But also I don't qualify because I don't have a Kik0 -
Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others @jenmar220
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And I can write poems! For you @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy ...
Hey It's That One Guy
He's looking for a MFP girlfriend, so I'll give it a try
He's funny and awesome and cute as a pie
I'm jealous of his t-shirt collection, I can't lie
And his duck is so cuddly, I want it to die
If he picked me I'd be so happy I'd cry
And I'd give him all the heart eye emojis money can buy
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Sadlyinwar wrote: »Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others @jenmar22
@Sadlyinwar
Sadia, nothing rhymes with your name
So it's hard to write a poem, it's screwing up my game
But you're my wifey, and I love you the same
My love for you is passionate, it's burning aflame
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Sadlyinwar wrote: »Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others @jenmar22
@Sadlyinwar
Sadia, nothing rhymes with your name
So it's hard to write a poem, it's screwing up my game
But you're my wifey, and I love you the same
My love for you is passionate, it's burning aflame
Yeah, back off everyone. This poet is mine.0 -
Sadlyinwar wrote: »Sadlyinwar wrote: »Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others @jenmar22
@Sadlyinwar
Sadia, nothing rhymes with your name
So it's hard to write a poem, it's screwing up my game
But you're my wifey, and I love you the same
My love for you is passionate, it's burning aflame
Yeah, back off everyone. This poet is mine.
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Hey_Its_That_One_Guy wrote: »Sadlyinwar wrote: »Sadlyinwar wrote: »Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others @jenmar22
@Sadlyinwar
Sadia, nothing rhymes with your name
So it's hard to write a poem, it's screwing up my game
But you're my wifey, and I love you the same
My love for you is passionate, it's burning aflame
Yeah, back off everyone. This poet is mine.
Yay Sadia has found herself a @jenmar22
you would like to give a nickname to this @jenmar22?0 -
I stil have @Sadlyinwar at the top of my list for you...she belongs in our family0
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I stil have @Sadlyinwar at the top of my list for you...she belongs in our family
How much is she paying you? You do know she plans to have me killed right? @synchkat0 -
Lies and slander Michael @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy So...I threatened you once or twice, who in their right mind wouldn't? Specially when you're being all smart-assish
My love is a little different >.>
@jenmar22 is the only one that loves me! Plus we share chocolates and have mutual love for hot soccer players0 -
Sadlyinwar wrote: »Lies and slander Michael @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy So...I threatened you once or twice, who in their right mind wouldn't? Specially when you're being all smart-assish
My love is a little different >.>
@jenmar22 is the only one that loves me! Plus we share chocolates and have mutual love for hot soccer players
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Can I post here to get an MFP GF too?0
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Sadlyinwar wrote: »Lies and slander Michael @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy So...I threatened you once or twice, who in their right mind wouldn't? Specially when you're being all smart-assish
My love is a little different >.>
@jenmar22 is the only one that loves me! Plus we share chocolates and have mutual love for hot soccer players
And I will love your forever!0 -
I would make a GREAT mfp GoodFight because I am dedicated to attacking everything that moves with my feet.
No thanks to sandwiches, but I'd love to smash some carrots and force other animals to eat them.0 -
Since this is now a chit chat thread and not a fun and games thread which it was mean to be. Let the discussion resume in earnest!0
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My lack of MFP love is the reason I cant maintain my calorie deficit0
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Is there protein in these sandwiches being made? I totally want one if there is0
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It's scientifically proven having a MFP relationship increases your gainz/happiness.1
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