Looking for MFP GF

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  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    How did this turn into a ditch Michael thread! All I wanted was a sandwich and some lovely company to eat it with.
  • Dude...I'm your mfp wife?! I do not approve of this thread :angry: :rage:

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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    jsummd wrote: »
    jsummd wrote: »
    brillmer87 wrote: »
    Crushing and full body massages are all well and good, but I need connection! And sandwiches. Mostly sandwiches. Post a little something about why you would make a good MFP GF.

    And go.


    Guys can apply too as long as they can make a good sandwich.

    I hear you like sandwiches.. And since i wanna be your gf.. You can choose.
    Yes, I made all of these.


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    5 spice pork belly sandwich with pickled vegetables and a house aioli

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    Fried Catfish Po' Boy Sandwich with a southern slaw

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    Open-Faced Chicken Naanwich with housemade tzatziki and watercress,cucumber, basil and mint.

    @ladymuaithai - i hear you like tacos, bae.
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    Coke Braised short rib tacos with pickled vegetables and spicy aioli.
    Your choice of tortilla or lettuce wrap

    I'M OUT, SORRY LADIES HES MINE

    Oh, Oh my. I think it's true love! @brillmer87

    Don't be fooled, he runs hot and cold!

    i guess me and Micheal are over,

    @jsummd whats good with the bahamas though. I have a beach house and you dont have to work ever again.

    I'm there as long as @synchkat and @Lady_Spartan15 don't mind.

    Bahamas here we come!!

    @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy you missed out for cheating on all of us, Bahamas Beautiful women, a Bro and Beach days~ gotta learn who comes first bro!

    Agreed. You can't have all your admirers in one place vying for your affection. This isn't the bachelor!

    you can come too just to make his list harder, we can all chill at the bahamas at my beach house no problem!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    ^ is just trying to get all the lovely ladies into his house in bikinis.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    I'll make you a sammich and buy you a beer if you entertain my littles for a few hours so I can get stuff done!
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    I'll make you a sammich and buy you a beer if you entertain my littles for a few hours so I can get stuff done!

    Sure, I love kids. Do they like sports?
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    ^ is just trying to get all the lovely ladies into his house in bikinis.

    Cover Blown~

    ahah bro got mad.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    ^ is just trying to get all the lovely ladies into his house in bikinis.

    Cover Blown~

    ahah bro got mad.

    Took me a while to realize what you were up to! Well played. Very crushworthy @JeffreyMGiron <3.
  • 3AAnn3
    3AAnn3 Posts: 3,054 Member
    3AAnn3 wrote: »
    I'll make you a sammich and buy you a beer if you entertain my littles for a few hours so I can get stuff done!

    Sure, I love kids. Do they like sports?

    Eh, they love to hit balls with things, play light sabers and wrestle!
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    ^ is just trying to get all the lovely ladies into his house in bikinis.

    Cover Blown~

    ahah bro got mad.

    Took me a while to realize what you were up to! Well played. Very crushworthy @JeffreyMGiron <3.

    ahaha, well you can come me you, the ladies and beach fun!

    /closethread
    /gg ez
    /5thDragon
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy I did not! Liar... :tongue: Anyway, some people here look like excellent cooks. Food...yum

    @synchkat knows my worth! :heart:

    @Luke_I_am_your_spotter Thanks! I needed that. Now, help me get revenge against this man? :'(
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited February 2016
    I don't make sandwiches :disappointed: ... I make moneys though! And I make jokes! And I can do a killer somersault!

    But also I don't qualify because I don't have a Kik :disappointed:
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others <3@jenmar22
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited February 2016
    And I can write poems! For you @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy :kissing_heart:...

    Hey It's That One Guy
    He's looking for a MFP girlfriend, so I'll give it a try
    He's funny and awesome and cute as a pie

    I'm jealous of his t-shirt collection, I can't lie
    And his duck is so cuddly, I want it to die :unamused:
    If he picked me I'd be so happy I'd cry
    And I'd give him all the heart eye emojis :love: money can buy


    :sunglasses:
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others <3@jenmar22

    @Sadlyinwar

    Sadia, nothing rhymes with your name
    So it's hard to write a poem, it's screwing up my game
    But you're my wifey, and I love you the same
    My love for you is passionate, it's burning aflame

    :joy:
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others <3@jenmar22

    @Sadlyinwar

    Sadia, nothing rhymes with your name
    So it's hard to write a poem, it's screwing up my game
    But you're my wifey, and I love you the same
    My love for you is passionate, it's burning aflame

    :joy:

    Yeah, back off everyone. This poet is mine.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others <3@jenmar22

    @Sadlyinwar

    Sadia, nothing rhymes with your name
    So it's hard to write a poem, it's screwing up my game
    But you're my wifey, and I love you the same
    My love for you is passionate, it's burning aflame

    :joy:

    Yeah, back off everyone. This poet is mine.

    Yay Sadia has found herself a @jenmar22
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    jenmar22 wrote: »
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Wifey...I'm glad you don't have one. I don't wanna share you with the others <3@jenmar22

    @Sadlyinwar

    Sadia, nothing rhymes with your name
    So it's hard to write a poem, it's screwing up my game
    But you're my wifey, and I love you the same
    My love for you is passionate, it's burning aflame

    :joy:

    Yeah, back off everyone. This poet is mine.

    Yay Sadia has found herself a @jenmar22

    you would like to give a nickname to this @jenmar22?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I stil have @Sadlyinwar at the top of my list for you...she belongs in our family
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I stil have @Sadlyinwar at the top of my list for you...she belongs in our family

    How much is she paying you? You do know she plans to have me killed right? @synchkat
  • Sadlyinwar
    Sadlyinwar Posts: 859 Member
    Lies and slander Michael @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy So...I threatened you once or twice, who in their right mind wouldn't? Specially when you're being all smart-assish :(
    My love is a little different >.>

    @jenmar22 is the only one that loves me! Plus we share chocolates and have mutual love for hot soccer players <3
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Lies and slander Michael @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy So...I threatened you once or twice, who in their right mind wouldn't? Specially when you're being all smart-assish :(
    My love is a little different >.>

    @jenmar22 is the only one that loves me! Plus we share chocolates and have mutual love for hot soccer players <3

  • KD454
    KD454 Posts: 1,548 Member
    Can I post here to get an MFP GF too?
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  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    Sadlyinwar wrote: »
    Lies and slander Michael @Hey_Its_That_One_Guy So...I threatened you once or twice, who in their right mind wouldn't? Specially when you're being all smart-assish :(
    My love is a little different >.>

    @jenmar22 is the only one that loves me! Plus we share chocolates and have mutual love for hot soccer players <3

    And I will love your forever! :flushed:
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    I would make a GREAT mfp GoodFight because I am dedicated to attacking everything that moves with my feet.
    No thanks to sandwiches, but I'd love to smash some carrots and force other animals to eat them.
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    Since this is now a chit chat thread and not a fun and games thread which it was mean to be. Let the discussion resume in earnest!
  • Lycan_
    Lycan_ Posts: 104 Member
    My lack of MFP love is the reason I cant maintain my calorie deficit
  • JobyHux
    JobyHux Posts: 178 Member
    Is there protein in these sandwiches being made? I totally want one if there is
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
    It's scientifically proven having a MFP relationship increases your gainz/happiness.