My wife has balls

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  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    It's best they stay in her purse that Y chromosome makes it difficult for you to manage them
  • ldrosophila
    ldrosophila Posts: 7,512 Member
    But the important question is: can she tie them in a knot? can she tie them in a bow? can she toss them over her shoulder like a regimental soldier...

    (....do. her. balls. hang. low?)


    bwahahaha :laugh:
  • redladywitch
    redladywitch Posts: 799 Member
    Hahahaha!
  • CallMeCupcakeDammit
    CallMeCupcakeDammit Posts: 9,377 Member
    This guy's probably wishing he'd followed your lead

    h76B303BE
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    This is why homosexuality is the answer. Then there's always two sets of balls. If you lose one set there's always a spare lying around.
  • _SABOTEUR_
    _SABOTEUR_ Posts: 6,833 Member
    I bet they'd make a great pinata

    Honey, sweets don't burst out of them when you smash them with a stick. I know I've tried.
  • Tried to give my wife mine. Couldn't get them to fit with all the other I had packed in there. :devil: