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  • Peter_Brady
    Peter_Brady Posts: 3,750 Member
    edited February 2016
    projectsix wrote: »
    I woke up with morning wood this morning that would not go away for bout an hour

    An hour. You sure milked that one :D
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    @Non_Stop I really want to see all the data gathered into an excel spreadsheet labeled "The Mad Pooper"

    I second this.

    I can't disclose, but I'll look for the mass e-mail and show you some of the traffic. You can then come back and confirm what I shared.

    As a Field Engineer ive some some pretty nasty portable bathrooms...i either have to hold my poop all day or poop before i go to work and not eat anything that will run me down.
    on that note, TMI a year ago i used a Portable bathroom and the water splashed up on me, instantly went home to shower.

    i think that's actually what Hell is. like you have that dirty feeling for all eternity.

    I was googling like crazy, i felt like i was going to die get sick idk! glad i read up that there is no problem, but damn i still feel like im tainted.
  • Rocnr
    Rocnr Posts: 637 Member
    TMI - i need to pee but i can't cuz i'm in a meeting. Also, i shouldn't be on MFP while in a meeting but it's boring lol
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    projectsix wrote: »
    I woke up with morning wood this morning that would not go away for bout an hour

    I'd be telling EVERYBODY!
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    projectsix wrote: »
    I woke up with morning wood this morning that would not go away for bout an hour

    I'd be telling EVERYBODY!

    That's like the viagra ads "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours..." Hell, I'm not going to the hospital, I'm gonna call the news channels. Put that sucker on TV! Advertise....
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    gcibsthom wrote: »
    projectsix wrote: »
    I woke up with morning wood this morning that would not go away for bout an hour

    I'd be telling EVERYBODY!

    That's like the viagra ads "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours..." Hell, I'm not going to the hospital, I'm gonna call the news channels. Put that sucker on TV! Advertise....

    Dang lol O.o

    Is THAT what it's like for men..? Jeez xD Bahahahaha...
  • Rocnr
    Rocnr Posts: 637 Member
    gcibsthom wrote: »
    projectsix wrote: »
    I woke up with morning wood this morning that would not go away for bout an hour

    I'd be telling EVERYBODY!

    That's like the viagra ads "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours..." Hell, I'm not going to the hospital, I'm gonna call the news channels. Put that sucker on TV! Advertise....

    and get paid for it!
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  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,537 Member
    Break_You wrote: »
    gcibsthom wrote: »
    projectsix wrote: »
    I woke up with morning wood this morning that would not go away for bout an hour

    I'd be telling EVERYBODY!

    That's like the viagra ads "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours..." Hell, I'm not going to the hospital, I'm gonna call the news channels. Put that sucker on TV! Advertise....

    Not me, I'm gonna stick it in something

    BINGO!
  • Sinistrous
    Sinistrous Posts: 5,589 Member
    Break_You wrote: »
    gcibsthom wrote: »
    projectsix wrote: »
    I woke up with morning wood this morning that would not go away for bout an hour

    I'd be telling EVERYBODY!

    That's like the viagra ads "if you have an erection lasting more than 4 hours..." Hell, I'm not going to the hospital, I'm gonna call the news channels. Put that sucker on TV! Advertise....

    Not me, I'm gonna stick it in something

    YOU HUMANZ STAY AWAY FROM WABBIT!!!
    -escapes thread-
  • Rocnr
    Rocnr Posts: 637 Member
    why wabbit so scaawed? Is wabbit woman?
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    This one time, at band camp...
  • DrFever100
    DrFever100 Posts: 5,899 Member
    I am Ironman
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I'm really Wonder Woman!
  • pie_eyes
    pie_eyes Posts: 12,964 Member
    I hate eating and I hate *kitten* but I love drinking myself into oblivion. I need real help
  • ElizaRoche
    ElizaRoche Posts: 2,005 Member
    I talk alone all the times. When I'm driving and I have to stop besides other car I just stop, don't wanna make them think I'm crazy
  • ladymuaythai
    ladymuaythai Posts: 1,298 Member
    I like to mix my oatmeal and scrambled egg whites together ... YA I KNOW, healthy people r fukin weird
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    I talk to myself all of the time
    The scary part is that I respond and don't like what I answered! :grimace:
  • gcibsthom
    gcibsthom Posts: 30,145 Member
    I would talk to myself, but I don't get along with the other people in my head.
  • TG040476
    TG040476 Posts: 702 Member
    I happen to really like One Direction!!
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited February 2016
    TG040476 wrote: »
    I happen to really like One Direction!!

    You took mine :angry:
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  • _HunterKiller_
    _HunterKiller_ Posts: 544 Member
    I really need a dump
  • bdgfn
    bdgfn Posts: 7,719 Member
    I talk to every dog I meet while walking, and usually ignore the owners. Unless, of course, they happen to be an attractive female. :p
  • Thisnameischosen
    Thisnameischosen Posts: 2,770 Member
    I spent half an hour this afternoon crying for no reason what's so ever. It was quite pathetic.
    I still don't know why, I was fine before hand and I'm fine now.. I'm not even the crying type. Heh.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    edited February 2016
    i woke up today with a boner like every guy; normally everyone is gone by the time i wake up these days so i just walk out in my underwear boner everywhere no cares...apparently one of my sisters friends was hanging out downstairs waiting for her...yep! i just smiled and kept going, nothing i can do now!
  • hazman81
    hazman81 Posts: 86 Member
    I would trust a fart while I had diarrhea before I trust Hillary Clinton!
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
    These have gotten even better since yesterday.
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