A Genuinely and Amazingly Effective Dr. Oz Cleanse

Wetcoaster
Wetcoaster Posts: 1,788 Member
edited November 2024 in Food and Nutrition
It's called The Dr. Oz Cleanse, and if followed, it will protect you from spreading his wildly infectious asshat toxin, and best of all, it only has a few easy to follow steps.

If the Dr. Oz show is on your television set, immediately change the channel or turn your TV off.
Use your browser's web controls to specifically block all content emanating from the www.doctoroz.com URL (instructions for how to do so in Firefox, Chrome, Internet Explorer, Safari).


Unfollow @DrOz on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram, Google+, and anywhere else his toxin oozes.
Never buy or read Dr. Oz' The Good Life magazine, and if you happen to see it in a friend's home, a waiting room, or elsewhere, consider disappearing it.


If a friend or relative starts talking to you about something they heard about on Dr. Oz, place your fingers in your ears and quack loudly until their lips stop moving. Repeat as necessary

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  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    Are you suggesting a quiet protest?
  • diannethegeek
    diannethegeek Posts: 14,776 Member
    This is one cleanse I can get behind.
  • Alatariel75
    Alatariel75 Posts: 18,625 Member
    I feel there is a double edged sword on Dr Oz in Australia, on the one hand he gets nowhere near the airtime or coverage, on the other it means that people who do come into contact with him are often more likely to give him credit because he isn't as widely derided.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    First "cleanse" I've ever read about here that made any sense. Oz is a quack of the highest order.
  • snikkins
    snikkins Posts: 1,282 Member
    Ugh. A magazine at the checkout stand was touting his new 5 day diet plan that promised a 5 pound per day loss for each day of dieting.
  • robertw486
    robertw486 Posts: 2,452 Member
    snikkins wrote: »
    Ugh. A magazine at the checkout stand was touting his new 5 day diet plan that promised a 5 pound per day loss for each day of dieting.

    And it's totally for real too. It somehow creates a 17,500 calorie deficit per day. Honest.


    I saw that crap yesterday getting some stuff. Made me wonder why people support the guy at all.
  • AnvilHead
    AnvilHead Posts: 18,343 Member
    snikkins wrote: »
    Ugh. A magazine at the checkout stand was touting his new 5 day diet plan that promised a 5 pound per day loss for each day of dieting.

    It must involve a chain saw, shower curtains and a place to dispose of body parts. Oz is nothing more than a prostitute, he sold himself out in the name of money.
  • bellabonbons
    bellabonbons Posts: 705 Member
    I have a real problem with Dr Oz. Frankly he disgusts me. My late husband was a physician dedicated to adhering to honorable medical ethics. Dr Oz has been investigated by medical boards and congress for his questionable claims. He is an embarrassment to the medical profession. Big money and powerful lawyers have kept him on national TV. I strongly suggest that before you assume that all of his suggestions and Claims are safe and legitimate that you conduct extensive research from ethical medical experts such as Mayo clinic physicians and other notable Experts that are not influenced by power and money.
  • FatMoojor
    FatMoojor Posts: 483 Member
    bellabonbons wrote: »
    I have a real problem with Dr Oz. Frankly he disgusts me. My late husband was a physician dedicated to adhering to honorable medical ethics. Dr Oz has been investigated by medical boards and congress for his questionable claims. He is an embarrassment to the medical profession. Big money and powerful lawyers have kept him on national TV. I strongly suggest that before you assume that all of his suggestions and Claims are safe and legitimate that you conduct extensive research from ethical medical experts such as Mayo clinic physicians and other notable Experts that are not influenced by power and money.

    Did you read the OP?
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Shouldn't this go under the Challenges forum? ;)
  • QueenofHearts023
    QueenofHearts023 Posts: 421 Member
    Close my ears and quack loudly?! OMG I'm gonna try that with my coworkers next time they try to tell me weight loss woo... :lol:
  • queenliz99
    queenliz99 Posts: 15,317 Member
    FatMoojor wrote: »
    bellabonbons wrote: »
    I have a real problem with Dr Oz. Frankly he disgusts me. My late husband was a physician dedicated to adhering to honorable medical ethics. Dr Oz has been investigated by medical boards and congress for his questionable claims. He is an embarrassment to the medical profession. Big money and powerful lawyers have kept him on national TV. I strongly suggest that before you assume that all of his suggestions and Claims are safe and legitimate that you conduct extensive research from ethical medical experts such as Mayo clinic physicians and other notable Experts that are not influenced by power and money.

    Did you read the OP?

    Is this a trick question? ;)
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