The 7 sweaty sins of weight loss

b5578
b5578 Posts: 8 Member
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Back again for another round on mfp...reading everyone's motivations and so on, and thinking about my own. It occurred to me there are several driving factors here.

I want to look in a 3-way mirror and marvel with PRIDE at my own accomplishments and lack of fluffiness. I shall look upon the ripped up meatheads with great ENVY and ask myself, "Do you live here, numbnuts? Get a job...." I will commit great acts of GLUTTONY on cheat days, leaving no taco or pizza safe. I will grin as my vanity commands my LUST for attention from both daddy issues and cougars alike.

I will hog the pec fly machine with GREED for my 5th and 6th sets, and envision my kid's teacher and fiance's babydaddy with WRATH to get me through the last reps, and only afterward find myself guilty of SLOTH when I gaze at the treadmill and go, "Nope!"

After all, I'm only human.

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  • b5578
    b5578 Posts: 8 Member
    But it was out of sincere admiration and jealousy!
  • b5578
    b5578 Posts: 8 Member
    Ty....The mental mode is easy enough...sifting through the endless advice gets to a point where I'm just like screw it, i'll do what i want and see what happens. So I'm not working near as smart as I could be.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    It's what is inside that counts dude ;P
  • b5578
    b5578 Posts: 8 Member
    mockchoc wrote: »
    It's what is inside that counts dude ;P

    Thanks...just don't wanna take the slow boat if I don't have to. Science is on our side, but there's no shortage of opinions and gimmicks.
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    I'm so over dealing with them. I did my part for human kind ;)
  • b5578
    b5578 Posts: 8 Member
    Right? I feel like all the GET RESULTS QUICK stuff hits me like look! The land of make believe!
  • mockchoc
    mockchoc Posts: 6,573 Member
    Make believe land can be a very pretty place if you close your eyes hard enough and squint.

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