Married and unavailable...

_John_
_John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
edited November 30 in Chit-Chat
so I've put the crocs up as defense.
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  • usmcmp
    usmcmp Posts: 21,219 Member
    Can I claim forever single?
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Does being in a relationship with Netflix count as 'unavailable'?
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Does being in a relationship with Netflix count as 'unavailable'?

    Would Redbox then mean you're being unfaithful?

    emotional cheating is real...
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Does being in a relationship with Netflix count as 'unavailable'?

    Would Redbox then mean you're being unfaithful?

    emotional cheating is real...

    What if it's a free movie via coupon?

    My bad...internally confused Redbox with a porn thing...I skimmed and read what I wanted to...not what you posted.
  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Does being in a relationship with Netflix count as 'unavailable'?

    Would Redbox then mean you're being unfaithful?

    emotional cheating is real...

    What if it's a free movie via coupon?

    My bad...internally confused Redbox with a porn thing...I skimmed and read what I wanted to...not what you posted.

    It's Monday. You're forgiven.
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
    But those are sexy crocs.
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  • jo_madre
    jo_madre Posts: 875 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Does being in a relationship with Netflix count as 'unavailable'?

    Would Redbox then mean you're being unfaithful?

    ...or would it be a menstrual thing?
  • Cindy4FunFit
    Cindy4FunFit Posts: 2,732 Member
    My suggested "mirror" thread title would have been: 'Married with one eye covered'. Or 'Married and Blindfolded', maybe 'Married and eyes gouged out'?
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
    @sirenjo something about bouncy rubber holed shoes, gets me every time.
  • socalkay
    socalkay Posts: 746 Member
    That's a cute croc family you have! Another good line of defense is to mention your wife and kid(s) in your profile. It appears to the casual observer that your heart belongs to bass. ;)
  • AskTracyAnnK28
    AskTracyAnnK28 Posts: 2,817 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Does being in a relationship with Netflix count as 'unavailable'?

    Would Redbox then mean you're being unfaithful?

    it's an "open relationship". For example, this weekend I watched Downton Abby on Amazon Prime. Netflix was cool with it.

  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    socalkay wrote: »
    That's a cute croc family you have! Another good line of defense is to mention your wife and kid(s) in your profile. It appears to the casual observer that your heart belongs to bass. ;)
    Well I love her, but I love to fish...
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Does being in a relationship with Netflix count as 'unavailable'?

    Would Redbox then mean you're being unfaithful?

    Depends, I have Netflix UK, so....different domains. ;-)
  • BigDougie1211
    BigDougie1211 Posts: 3,531 Member
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    AskTracyAnnK28 wrote: »
    Does being in a relationship with Netflix count as 'unavailable'?

    Would Redbox then mean you're being unfaithful?

    it's an "open relationship". For example, this weekend I watched Downton Abby on Amazon Prime. Netflix was cool with it.

    Damn woman...
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    caketopper-fishing.jpg
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    i find nothing personal in my profile and my truck as my profile pic keeps everyone uninterested. I think its a sexy truck. :|
  • michaelafoor916
    michaelafoor916 Posts: 710 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    i find nothing personal in my profile and my truck as my profile pic keeps everyone uninterested. I think its a sexy truck. :|

    tis a sexy truck. mine's bigger though :P lol
  • Noelv1976
    Noelv1976 Posts: 18,948 Member
    The crocs is definitely a good shield to use against the crazy pervs
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    crocs_o_519983.jpg
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  • 123581321345589
    123581321345589 Posts: 1 Member
    I'm so old and uncool I dont get this thread, anybody bother to explain
  • cjferguson40
    cjferguson40 Posts: 93 Member
    123581321345589 wrote: »
    I'm so old and uncool I dont get this thread, anybody bother to explain

    High level - While extremely comfy and inexpensive...crocs block the c@ck like a bitter man-hater friend.
  • _John_
    _John_ Posts: 8,646 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    crocs_o_519983.jpg

    I've had sex with crocs on before...
  • Shyness40
    Shyness40 Posts: 3,430 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    i find nothing personal in my profile and my truck as my profile pic keeps everyone uninterested. I think its a sexy truck. :|

    I'd look as it went by
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    _John_ wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    crocs_o_519983.jpg

    I've had sex with crocs on before...

    To be fair, sheep don't usually care what you're wearing at the time. :tongue:
  • FlossyJen
    FlossyJen Posts: 4 Member
    *snort*
  • BaconBae
    BaconBae Posts: 4,568 Member
    This is what I get for visiting the forums once in a blue these days. No muthaeffin idea what is going on. :|
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    Shyness40 wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    i find nothing personal in my profile and my truck as my profile pic keeps everyone uninterested. I think its a sexy truck. :|

    I'd look as it went by

    I think you'd turn my head too ;P
  • provencal73
    provencal73 Posts: 1,275 Member
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    _John_ wrote: »
    PurringMyrrh wrote: »
    crocs_o_519983.jpg

    I've had sex with crocs on before...

    To be fair, sheep don't usually care what you're wearing at the time. :tongue:

    This kinda made my day
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