You Know You're A Runner When....

brenstar05
brenstar05 Posts: 70 Member
edited November 30 in Fitness and Exercise
This may have been done already, but I thought it would be fun on a Friday afternoon. Love to hear others, but I'll start with a couple

-- you feel completely normal having conversations about your bodily functions.

-- you plan your night out around how many miles you have to run in the morning.

-- you own more tech shirts than dress shirts... more running tights than jeans, dress pants and skirts combined.

-- your household decor includes countless medals, bibs and pictures of you running in a myriad of weather conditions.

#HappyRunning :smile:

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  • TavistockToad
    TavistockToad Posts: 35,719 Member
    Definitely the second one!
  • _Waffle_
    _Waffle_ Posts: 13,049 Member
    You Know You're A Runner When.... you create a "You Know You're A Runner When...." discussion.
  • Bluepegasus
    Bluepegasus Posts: 333 Member
    When my running shoes are the most expensive shoes I have!
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    LOL_ I own more workout clothes then dress clothes- and I'm a lifter LOL. but totally true.
  • _EPIC_
    _EPIC_ Posts: 611 Member
    You stand still for red lights.
  • PlantBasedRnr
    PlantBasedRnr Posts: 129 Member
    You know that " runners nipples " is real and isn't a joke.
  • litsy3
    litsy3 Posts: 783 Member
    I throw all my bibs away and shove the medals in the back of a drawer. I do quite happily pee outdoors and blow my nose on my gloves or my top though.
  • filovirus76
    filovirus76 Posts: 156 Member
    When you enjoy running with no ulterior motives. (ie. Lose weight, get in shape, latest fad) Those are just extra benefits.
  • ClubSilencio
    ClubSilencio Posts: 2,983 Member
    You're an antisocial eclectic weirdo to everyone who knows you.
  • brenstar05
    brenstar05 Posts: 70 Member
    _Waffle_ wrote: »
    You Know You're A Runner When.... you create a "You Know You're A Runner When...." discussion.

    Touche!!! :smiley:
  • Djproulx
    Djproulx Posts: 3,084 Member
    edited March 2016
    You're a "frequent flyer" at the physical therapist.....
  • Djproulx
    Djproulx Posts: 3,084 Member
    ClubSilencio wrote: »
    You're an antisocial eclectic weirdo to everyone who knows you.

    Wait, doesn't that mean you're a triathlete?
  • Springfield1970
    Springfield1970 Posts: 1,945 Member
    You figured out your new neighbour was a runner the first day he moved in, because you heard him get up at 5.30, then no sound for 35 minutes, then you heard him moving around again. Too much evidence. Easy.

    You got a weird gleam in your eyes when you saw him in his running gear and said 'I knew it, I knew it, just look at those legs'.
  • GiddyupTim
    GiddyupTim Posts: 2,819 Member
    Rain or shine, of course.
    I once ran in Phoenix (Scottsdale, actually), in the summer, in the afternoon.....Not that all runners are dumb...
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