MFP virgin!

ashmiller001
ashmiller001 Posts: 8 Member
Heyyy! New to this whole MFP! Realizing real quick that it is practically a dating site

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  • BodyByBex
    BodyByBex Posts: 3,685 Member
    Heyyy! New to this whole MFP! Realizing real quick that it is practically a dating site

    It is?
    I think I missed that memo...
  • ashmiller001
    ashmiller001 Posts: 8 Member
    Haha not sure how that's possible
  • whmscll
    whmscll Posts: 2,254 Member
    Only if this is the only forum you read.
  • ashmiller001
    ashmiller001 Posts: 8 Member
    That's true. Found it funny is all.
  • Zeus727
    Zeus727 Posts: 78 Member
    I'm Virgin.
    Not sure to be happy or sad.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I was a virgin once ......
  • glassyo
    glassyo Posts: 7,734 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Zeus727 wrote: »
    I'm Virgin.
    Not sure to be happy or sad.

    It's like discovering bacon for the first time.

    Yes, there could be that too salty factor.
  • branflakes1980
    branflakes1980 Posts: 2,516 Member
    Non_Stop wrote: »
    Zeus727 wrote: »
    I'm Virgin.
    Not sure to be happy or sad.

    It's like discovering bacon for the first time.

    I :heart: bacon!
  • Zeus727
    Zeus727 Posts: 78 Member
    I would like to lose my virginty on MFP


    Wait...how?
  • Scamd83
    Scamd83 Posts: 808 Member
    Not so much a dating site as a nutrition and fitness discussion page with elements of terrible and unsubtle flirting. I've seen so many topics where someone has basically said everything to a woman except 'I want to put my thing inside you' whilst overusing smiley faces. Not me by the way, honest.
  • melmelw03
    melmelw03 Posts: 5,332 Member
    Scamd83 wrote: »
    Not so much a dating site as a nutrition and fitness discussion page with elements of terrible and unsubtle flirting. I've seen so many topics where someone has basically said everything to a woman except 'I want to put my thing inside you' whilst overusing smiley faces. Not me by the way, honest.

    I prefer to do my flirting in the subtle and terrible way.

    Inbox me. ;):*
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  • Scamd83
    Scamd83 Posts: 808 Member
    Scamd83 wrote: »
    Not so much a dating site as a nutrition and fitness discussion page with elements of terrible and unsubtle flirting. I've seen so many topics where someone has basically said everything to a woman except 'I want to put my thing inside you' whilst overusing smiley faces. Not me by the way, honest.

    I prefer to do my flirting in the subtle and terrible way.

    It's not my preference, it just comes naturally to me.
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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    I'm thinking of having one of those spiritual rebirths where you revirginize yourself. like with a new account or username or whatever and then no more sexting. then I'll be clean in the eyes if the mfp gods mods.

    Isn't there some type of surgery involved with that?
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  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    HAHA!!!