GILF?

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  • Melissa22G
    Melissa22G Posts: 847 Member
    I'll be sure to hit up your grandchildren in 35+ years. Be sure they're ready for all this hotness.
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    That's my goal... to be a 70yr old GILF :bigsmile:
    Can you put me in your will now?
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    If you visit the Lawrence, Massachusetts area, you will find a lot of 30 something year old grandmothers.
    I don't want no trailer trash GILFs. :\

    Now you are just being too picky
    Yes, I am picky as hell. Deal with it.
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    I'll be sure to hit up your grandchildren in 35+ years. Be sure they're ready for all this hotness.
    I dont understand.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Grey hair, wrinkles and liver spots. Consider me in!!
    Decent bank account from your ex husband and/or current husband?

    Absolutely. Not to mention pension, social security and AARP benefits.
  • BAMFMeredith
    BAMFMeredith Posts: 2,834 Member
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    This woman is my hero.
  • rileamoyer
    rileamoyer Posts: 2,411 Member
    Nice to know you are interested, but with 7 grandkids and a doting DH, don't have much time for a cub. :flowerforyou:
  • iiijeniii
    iiijeniii Posts: 82 Member
    OOOOHHHH ... PICK ME!! I'll be a G in November - does that qualify?
  • alpine1994
    alpine1994 Posts: 1,915 Member
    If you visit the Lawrence, Massachusetts area, you will find a lot of 30 something year old grandmothers.

    TRUTH!!!
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    Grey hair, wrinkles and liver spots. Consider me in!!
    Decent bank account from your ex husband and/or current husband?

    Absolutely. Not to mention pension, social security and AARP benefits.
    Sign me up please? :heart:
  • Sweaty_N_Hungry
    Sweaty_N_Hungry Posts: 142
    I'll be sure to hit up your grandchildren in 35+ years. Be sure they're ready for all this hotness.

    I'm someone's grandkid. Feel free to indulge already. And since you'll be a grandma someday....
  • runner2runner
    runner2runner Posts: 1,937 Member
    Gym!! Plenty of 'em in the gym!!
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    OOOOHHHH ... PICK ME!! I'll be a G in November - does that qualify?
    You got enough money to support my spoiled spending habits?
  • Mr_Cape219
    Mr_Cape219 Posts: 1,354 Member
    You can wear short skirts,
    You can wear jeans,
    You can wear tube tops,
    with Velcro seams.

    Girl you can put on make up,
    you can do your hair,
    slide on those high heels,
    I wouldn't care.

    You see baby there's only one thing,
    it may seem uncanny,
    but nothing gets me harder,
    than your sweet old granny.
  • MNA76
    MNA76 Posts: 1,541
    Grey hair, wrinkles and liver spots. Consider me in!!
    Decent bank account from your ex husband and/or current husband?

    Absolutely. Not to mention pension, social security and AARP benefits.
    Sign me up please? :heart:

    You're on the list. I'll even bake you a pie. ; )
  • TheRealJigsaw
    TheRealJigsaw Posts: 295 Member
    OOOOHHHH ... PICK ME!! I'll be a G in November - does that qualify?

    Would bang
  • Tessyloowhoo
    Tessyloowhoo Posts: 504
    Dag nabbit, you whippersnappers, I'm old enough to be all y'all's grand pappy,
    And then some!
    Hey you wise old goat... How are you doing Mister??? :wink: :wink: :wink: :wink:
    I got some taffy I would love to share!
  • onetwopotato
    onetwopotato Posts: 245 Member
    Grey hair, wrinkles and liver spots. Consider me in!!
    Decent bank account from your ex husband and/or current husband?

    Absolutely. Not to mention pension, social security and AARP benefits.
    Sign me up please? :heart:

    You're on the list. I'll even bake you a pie. ; )
    List? F that, I'm the one and only. And a pie? Pie is for fat kids. You're breaking my heart here.
  • michelefrench
    michelefrench Posts: 814 Member
    I'll be honest. There are at least three women I know who are grandmothers who are way too young and pretty to be grandmothers.


    well thank you :flowerforyou: :blushing: :laugh: :laugh:

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