Anyone else forever alone?

bLui_bella

Really?!

CapnGordo

Fleshlight, dude.

onetwopotato

Really?!

:laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

onetwopotato

Fleshlight, dude.

Can I try yours out first?

Mario_Az

j75j75

Buy a cat.

I already have 8.

8?? Maybe that's why you are alone...

j75j75

Finally, a thread for me

You're crazy...crazy gorgeous

onetwopotato

Buy a cat.

I already have 8.

8?? Maybe that's why you are alone...

You dont know me bro

MyChocolateDiet

MsPudding

Take your mind off being alone now by contemplating the fact that most of us will one day die alone, shunted off into a nursing home where we'll have endless hours to mull over our dead spouses, friends and those children who visit for an hour during holidays. Cast your mind forward and dwell on the idea that the last face you'll probably see will be a disinterested care assistant.

There....feel any better? :flowerforyou:

kevie1021

I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha

Can I apply for that position??

CapnGordo

Fleshlight, dude.

Can I try yours out first?

Ha! No need for one here. I gots the real thing, yo. I don't even let TOM get in the way!

schaapj2

I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha

Can I apply for that position??

My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes

littlepinkhearts

Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.

this is freakin hilarious!!!

lheaton

I know this is a joke, but YES, forever alone checking in...

Mario_Az

MyChocolateDiet

the former post was just to let you know I understand the problem....so you might accept my solution....

onetwopotato

Fleshlight, dude.

Can I try yours out first?

Ha! No need for one here. I gots the real thing, yo. I don't even let TOM get in the way!

Damn bro. Teach me your ways?

_Krys10_

hold me?

with those eyes, no way

onetwopotato

hold me?

with those eyes, no way

The Chinese's dudes eyes arent that special though.

kevie1021

I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha

Can I apply for that position??

My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes

**happy dance** :flowerforyou:

_Krys10_

hold me?

with those eyes, no way

The Chinese's dudes eyes arent that special though.

I wasn't talking about the chinese dude's eyes.

MyChocolateDiet

We can be forever alone together!

But then we're not forever alone.

It's like I told you. Only the lonely can play.

schaapj2

I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha

Can I apply for that position??

My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes

**happy dance** :flowerforyou:

What qualifications do you possess? Why should I pick you among my list of applicants?
Can you be available 7 days a week? I am quite a demanding lover

delaniecastillo

Whenever I feel forever alone, I like to sit on my hand until it falls asleep. After it is asleep, I use it to *kitten*.
It's like someone else diddling my loveshrimp!

kf4vkp

I'll hold you!

Jenn_Lyn1102

Oh, sweetie, what I wouldn't do to you. And then leave you alone, again, of course.

this is freakin hilarious!!!

This is GREAT!!! I can't stop laughing!!

kevie1021

I just found a f*^% buddy...worked wonders for me hahaha

Can I apply for that position??

My current one actually isn't working out so well....too flaky....so yes

**happy dance** :flowerforyou:

What qualifications do you possess? Why should I pick you among my list of applicants?
Can you be available 7 days a week? I am quite a demanding lover

I am available as requested, multiple times per day as needed. Plus I have a very strong tongue and love using it!

babydiego87

Yes. Just how I like it.



unless Tom Hardy wants to give me a call

Rjohnsonjr32

@Onetwopotato: I feel ya bro. I feel the same way...Alone forever...