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  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    Wait I thought we were taking about pencils?
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    I actually don't know what we're talking bout

    I was lost a page or two ago
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    nitroalley wrote: »
    Tom knows.

    If you push on the shaft just right more lead comes out.

    well only your own...we never mess with fellow accountants shafts. Felt compelled to clear the air on that one.

    Yes yes. You could get kicked out of the profession for that. Although more and more women are getting into it and I don't know where it will all end up.
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    *Gently slides the beads on her abacus*
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    jenjencin78 wrote: »
    *Gently slides the beads on her abacus*

    *explodes*
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    jenjencin78 wrote: »
    *Gently slides the beads on her abacus*

    *explodes*

    Clean up on aisle 3...one of those pesky exploding accountants again. Smh.
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    Umm so now this thread has turned into a porn theater with sticky floors??
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I heard someone was showing off their tip?
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Umm so now this thread has turned into a porn theater with sticky floors??

    Ew! You have a filthy mind! :D
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    i'm surprise *kitten* hasn't shown up more in these posts
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  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    jenjencin78 wrote: »
    handyrunner wrote: »
    Umm so now this thread has turned into a porn theater with sticky floors??

    Ew! You have a filthy mind! :D

    Me?

    I'm sitting being innocent and pure
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    I don't do floors that's why they make Swiffers.
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    Back to floors. A good cleaning and waxing
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    A porn theatre with sticky floors??? seems like someone knows a little too much about this
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    It's always back to the floors. Back to normal convo, my date just texted me and I got all flushed and fan girly. Geez it just got warm in here.
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    What would Mike suggest for sticky theater floors?
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  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    alypri wrote: »
    What would Mike suggest for sticky theater floors?

    Mr. Clean.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    maybe he worked in a theatre with sticky floors
    maybe he carpeted theatres
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    alypri wrote: »
    What would Mike suggest for sticky theater floors?

    baptism by fire would be my suggestion!
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    Maybe he made the floors sticky-I hear he likes to spit his gum on the floor. Just sayin'.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Yes Jen it's gum. OR he spills his pop often.
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Yes Jen it's gum. OR he spills his pop often.

    We need to teach him some manners!
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    I heard its juicy fruit
  • handyrunner
    handyrunner Posts: 32,662 Member
    jenjencin78 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Yes Jen it's gum. OR he spills his pop often.

    We need to teach him some manners!

    Ohh I have some ideas
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I realized I should have, in keeping with the perviness, said perhaps he spills his juice on the floor. Often you don't know where it will squirt
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    handyrunner wrote: »
    jenjencin78 wrote: »
    synchkat wrote: »
    Yes Jen it's gum. OR he spills his pop often.

    We need to teach him some manners!

    Ohh I have some ideas

    Someone is going in the naughty corner. He'd better not leave it sticky either.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Ask him about his branch and what he likes to do there
  • jenjencin78
    jenjencin78 Posts: 4,415 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Ask him about his branch and what he likes to do there

    His twig? And berries?

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