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lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »If you guys want some good peanut butter, you NEED to get yourself some of this:
http://www.nuts-n-more.com/product/salted-caramel-2/
** Beware ** This stuff is like crack... but in a good way.
Oh my goodness! That would be so yummy! Love sweet and salty
Just a warning for that PB... It uses Xylitol as a sweetener, which may not agree with everyone... Think explosive diarrhea...
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lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »If you guys want some good peanut butter, you NEED to get yourself some of this:
http://www.nuts-n-more.com/product/salted-caramel-2/
** Beware ** This stuff is like crack... but in a good way.
Oh my goodness! That would be so yummy! Love sweet and salty
Just a warning for that PB... It uses Xylitol as a sweetener, which may not agree with everyone... Think explosive diarrhea...
I don't know anyone that has had a problem with it but thanks for the heads up..
then you've clearly never read the Amazon reviews for sugar free Haribo Gummy Bears0 -
lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »If you guys want some good peanut butter, you NEED to get yourself some of this:
http://www.nuts-n-more.com/product/salted-caramel-2/
** Beware ** This stuff is like crack... but in a good way.
Oh my goodness! That would be so yummy! Love sweet and salty
Just a warning for that PB... It uses Xylitol as a sweetener, which may not agree with everyone... Think explosive diarrhea...
party pooper
If you wanna know about the effects look up the amazon reviews for sugar-free gummy bears...lol0 -
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I had fresh Tuna the other day for the first time.
It tasted like the best chicken in the entire world.
Oh em jee bro.
I never want to look at canned tuna ever again.1 -
MalcolmX1983 wrote: »I had fresh Tuna the other day for the first time.
It tasted like the best chicken in the entire world.
Oh em jee bro.
I never want to look at canned tuna ever again.
I need to get more fish in my diet
I just don't like the fishy taste. Lol
If it's clean tasting I like. Does that make sense? Lol0 -
here are two, for your reading pleasure"I didn't feel the need to plan my weekend around 5 small gummybears. But if you fail to plan, you plan to fail.
It began with a noticeable change in the viscosity of my saliva. Within minutes of consumption, my mouth had filled with a thick foamy slime. Though I was in a cool climate controlled room a salty sweat broke out, and I felt my heartbeat quicken as my body threw itself into fight or flight.
The animal noises broadcasting from my pelvis were an ominous warning of the violent acts that were to follow. I shouldered my way into the bathroom, clawing at my belt, moaning with pain. The smell came first. It started sweet, almost tangy. That was quickly overpowered by a cloying chemical perfume.
The first volley of feces hit the water like soda cans and nickles. The resulting splash drenching my bottom in foul brackish water, but this was quickly becoming the least of my worries.
After another moment, the noises in my core hit a fever pitch and I was struck rigid with pain. The sweat was now running into my eyes, but the room had turned ice cold and my hands began to spasm.
I felt an insidious burning flooding my escape hatch. I gasped. Hot yellow poison began spraying from my rear, changing in pitch and echo as the stream of diarrhea whipped around the toilet bowl, creating a nightmarish Doppler effect that can only be appreciated in hindsight.
My legs fell asleep sitting on the toilet. I couldn't have stood up if I wanted to.
Wiping was a no-go. Toilet paper simply became a vile paper mache'. My hands were quickly soiled. A full blown shower was needed, and all of my towels had to be burned.
So happy with my purchase, would recommend to friends and definitely buying again! "It was my last class of the semester, and the final exam was worth 30% of our grade.
After a late night study session I felt confident, but I had to decide between sleeping in or cooking breakfast. My eyelids chose sleep.
My stomach later regretted this decision, and after several uncomfortable stomach growls, I finally decided to make a quick stop by the campus bookstore and grab a snack before my test. Since the semester was ending and everyone was going home for the summer, a lot of items were on sale, including the snacks and candy that they kept up front. Being in the hungry state that I was in, it felt only logical to pick the largest, yet least expensive candy in order to get more bang for my buck.
And there they sat: two bags of Haribo Sugar-Free Gummi Bears, buy one get one free.
"What a deal!" I thought naïvely. I would eat one bag before my test, and one bag afterwards.
As I walked to class, I gleefully chewed on those abominable little *kitten*, unaware of the utter mayhem that they would soon unleash upon my poor, poor *kitten*.
I sat down at my desk as the professor informed us that, due to issues with cheating in the past, restroom breaks would be prohibited until the completion of the exam.
"I'll give you 10 minutes to use the restroom now; this will be your last chance. Any takers?"
The demon bears hadn't released their unholy necromancy upon my stomach yet, so in my moment of ignorant foolishness, I remained seated, still munching on those miniature bear-shaped bombs.
After the students wise enough to take the professor's offer had returned, the professor handed out the test. I was six questions in when it happened.
It started subtly at first, almost like a slight tingly sensation in my lower abdomen. I thought nothing of it, assuming my intestines were just doing their thang. Little did I know that my intestines were trying desperately to warn me of the horror that was on the horizon.
By question 9 it happened again, but this time it was followed by a sharp pain, as if those infernal hellions had orchestrated an attack upon my colon. I fought to contain the groan that tried escaping my lips. It was at this point I began to panic; something was going horribly long, and I needed to get through this test before it got any worse.
By question 14 my worst fear was upon me; the Satan bears' burning, hot, liquidy dark magic crashed against my anal sphincter like a tidal wave. I was able to close the hatch just in time, but those relentless, toxic bears beat against it like Orcs breaking down the doors of Helm's Deep. I knew I wouldn't be able to so much as shift in my seat without risking a breach.
I kept fighting through my exam, clenching my cheeks with all my might. Beads of sweat began rolling down my neck. Suddenly, a loud, gurgling war cry came from my belly, and the entire class lifted their heads.
At this point, nothing mattered except expelling this ungodly presence from my bowels. With 15 questions left, I promptly wrote C for every answer and ran out of the classroom. My professor yelled something, but I was too preoccupied with the volcanic eruption that needed to take place before I could find sweet, sweet relief.
I burst into the restroom like the Kool-Aid man and, behold, the handicap stall was empty. Sun rays from the adjacent window shone upon it, as if it were a gift from God himself. It took me less than .5 seconds to undo my belt buckle, pull down my pants, and finally relax my weary buttocks upon the toilet seat.
It took absolutely no effort to expel this demon. Almost immediately, the floodgates of hell were opened and the damned, liquified souls of an entire bag's worth of gummi bears cried as they burned through my sphincter and into the watery abyss below. I had never felt such simultaneous relief and anguish in my life.
After 30 more minutes of this, I immediately went home, dug a hole in my backyard, and burned the remaining bag of gummi bears.
I leave with this; do not, I repeat do NOT eat these spawns of Satan. Not only did they cause me to fail my final test, but the anguish I experienced is something I wouldn't wish upon anyone, not even my worst enemy. The only place these god forsaken hell bears belong are buried deep below the Earth's surface.0 -
lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »If you guys want some good peanut butter, you NEED to get yourself some of this:
http://www.nuts-n-more.com/product/salted-caramel-2/
** Beware ** This stuff is like crack... but in a good way.
Oh my goodness! That would be so yummy! Love sweet and salty
Just a warning for that PB... It uses Xylitol as a sweetener, which may not agree with everyone... Think explosive diarrhea...
I don't know anyone that has had a problem with it but thanks for the heads up..
then you've clearly never read the Amazon reviews for sugar free Haribo Gummy Bears
I'm not discounting what you say. I just haven't heard anyone say anything other than how much they love it and I know dozens of people that have this as a staple in their cabinet.0 -
lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »MalcolmX1983 wrote: »I had fresh Tuna the other day for the first time.
It tasted like the best chicken in the entire world.
Oh em jee bro.
I never want to look at canned tuna ever again.
I need to get more fish in my diet
I just don't like the fishy taste. Lol
If it's clean tasting I like. Does that make sense? Lol
I know exactly what you mean, get some fresh tuna and cook it the way Jamie Oliver shows on his YouTube channel.
I'm certain you'll love it.0 -
Anyone want to trade adulting list today? I have grocery shopping and clothes buying on my list.
Any takers???
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I'll check it out this weekend thanksMalcolmX1983 wrote: »lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »MalcolmX1983 wrote: »I had fresh Tuna the other day for the first time.
It tasted like the best chicken in the entire world.
Oh em jee bro.
I never want to look at canned tuna ever again.
I need to get more fish in my diet
I just don't like the fishy taste. Lol
If it's clean tasting I like. Does that make sense? Lol
I know exactly what you mean, get some fresh tuna and cook it the way Jamie Oliver shows on his YouTube channel.
I'm certain you'll love it.
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I need more fish in my diet also ...
I manage a can of sardines occasionally0 -
lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »If you guys want some good peanut butter, you NEED to get yourself some of this:
http://www.nuts-n-more.com/product/salted-caramel-2/
** Beware ** This stuff is like crack... but in a good way.
Oh my goodness! That would be so yummy! Love sweet and salty
I can't say enough how good this stuff is AND it's good for you!
I am cracking up at the name Nuts n more... but looks yummy. Will probably check it out.0 -
slimgirljo15 wrote: »I need more fish in my diet also ...
I manage a can of sardines occasionally
Aren't you up a bit late Jo?0 -
Well off for some exercise
Have a great one everyone0 -
Sorry, I didn't follow Jamie Oliver's recipe.
I just seasoned with salt and pepper and grilled it with some olive oil.
Remember to keep the middle raw and only cook the top and bottom.lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »
I'll check it out this weekend thanksMalcolmX1983 wrote: »lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »MalcolmX1983 wrote: »I had fresh Tuna the other day for the first time.
It tasted like the best chicken in the entire world.
Oh em jee bro.
I never want to look at canned tuna ever again.
I need to get more fish in my diet
I just don't like the fishy taste. Lol
If it's clean tasting I like. Does that make sense? Lol
I know exactly what you mean, get some fresh tuna and cook it the way Jamie Oliver shows on his YouTube channel.
I'm certain you'll love it.
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MalcolmX1983 wrote: »I had fresh Tuna the other day for the first time.
It tasted like the best chicken in the entire world.
Oh em jee bro.
I never want to look at canned tuna ever again.
I wish I liked fish. I try but I just can't do it. It's a texture thing more than a taste thing.0 -
lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »Well off for some exercise
Have a great one everyone
Bye Lynn0 -
Nope..cannot come at raw fish..I like it like my salmon..well cookedslimgirljo15 wrote: »I need more fish in my diet also ...
I manage a can of sardines occasionally
Aren't you up a bit late Jo?
Yes I am0 -
lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »Well off for some exercise
Have a great one everyone
Go smash it!0 -
lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »If you guys want some good peanut butter, you NEED to get yourself some of this:
http://www.nuts-n-more.com/product/salted-caramel-2/
** Beware ** This stuff is like crack... but in a good way.
Oh my goodness! That would be so yummy! Love sweet and salty
Just a warning for that PB... It uses Xylitol as a sweetener, which may not agree with everyone... Think explosive diarrhea...
party pooper
If you wanna know about the effects look up the amazon reviews for sugar-free gummy bears...lol
Haha. You don't need to tell me about food reactions. I get them all0 -
jenjencin78 wrote: »
Are we comparing breakfast? Now I want PB too...damn!
I had six eggs... yours looks awesome, but too much fat and carb load for my diet since I have to hit at least 200g protein a day. I save the carbs and fats for later (brownies...
every day)
It's fat free Greek yogurt-plain with fresh berries. Lol I'm low carb but not ketogenic-that's too intense for me.0 -
jenjencin78 wrote: »jenjencin78 wrote: »
Are we comparing breakfast? Now I want PB too...damn!
I had six eggs... yours looks awesome, but too much fat and carb load for my diet since I have to hit at least 200g protein a day. I save the carbs and fats for later (brownies... every day)
It's fat free Greek yogurt-plain with fresh berries. Lol I'm low carb but not ketogenic-that's too intense for me.
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MalcolmX1983 wrote: »Sorry, I didn't follow Jamie Oliver's recipe.
I just seasoned with salt and pepper and grilled it with some olive oil.
Remember to keep the middle raw and only cook the top and bottom.lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »
I'll check it out this weekend thanksMalcolmX1983 wrote: »lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »MalcolmX1983 wrote: »I had fresh Tuna the other day for the first time.
It tasted like the best chicken in the entire world.
Oh em jee bro.
I never want to look at canned tuna ever again.
I need to get more fish in my diet
I just don't like the fishy taste. Lol
If it's clean tasting I like. Does that make sense? Lol
I know exactly what you mean, get some fresh tuna and cook it the way Jamie Oliver shows on his YouTube channel.
I'm certain you'll love it.
Mmm seared tuna. It's not raw per se it's rare and soooo good0 -
MalcolmX1983 wrote: »I had fresh Tuna the other day for the first time.
It tasted like the best chicken in the entire world.
Oh em jee bro.
I never want to look at canned tuna ever again.
I wish I liked fish. I try but I just can't do it. It's a texture thing more than a taste thing.
I dislike fish as well, I can just about handle mackerel or sardines if my wife cooks them with a lot of seasoning.
I suggest you try that fresh tuna, doesnt smell or feel like it's fish at all.
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