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  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    nitroalley wrote: »
    Mattress Dancing?? That is the first time I have ever heard that expression. lol

    comes from song, lol. I use it when I'm trying to appear classy and hide my vulgarity. :smiley:
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Water parks are not my thing
    Top many naked feet that touched me in the lazy River and there's this tidal wave pool. Scared the crap out of me

    one huge human cocktail of unmentionables lol. enjoy!! :D
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    nitroalley wrote: »
    Mattress Dancing?? That is the first time I have ever heard that expression. lol

    no wonder i never have sex....always said i don't dance. :|
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    nitroalley wrote: »
    Mattress Dancing?? That is the first time I have ever heard that expression. lol

    no wonder i never have sex....always said i don't dance. :|

    You're welcome for changing your life.
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    nitroalley wrote: »
    Mattress Dancing?? That is the first time I have ever heard that expression. lol

    no wonder i never have sex....always said i don't dance. :|

    Yea but Tom now all you have to say is boy I could go for some key lime pie! :p
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    ya'll so helpful! maybe there is hope yet
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    And you can offer to put some whipped cream on top!
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    ya'll so helpful! maybe there is hope yet

    think of us when it happens, ok?
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    ya'll so helpful! maybe there is hope yet

    think of us when it happens, ok?

    you saying you want me to picture Alan when i'm having sex? :|
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    ya'll so helpful! maybe there is hope yet

    think of us when it happens, ok?

    you saying you want me to picture Alan when i'm having sex? :|

    Is that awkward? Might be awkward, I guess. :p
  • Mike02209
    Mike02209 Posts: 301 Member
    hmm, maybe we should skip dessert and stick with ribs and beer
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    ya'll so helpful! maybe there is hope yet

    think of us when it happens, ok?

    you saying you want me to picture Alan when i'm having sex? :|

    Is that awkward? Might be awkward, I guess. :p

    awkward is one way to describe it
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    ya'll so helpful! maybe there is hope yet

    think of us when it happens, ok?

    you saying you want me to picture Alan when i'm having sex? :|

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I mean I like you buddy and you are an accountant with a beard from PA and everything but that only goes so far. I mean if you want to keep from putting the cream on the pie too early think of something but not me.
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    ya'll so helpful! maybe there is hope yet

    think of us when it happens, ok?

    you saying you want me to picture Alan when i'm having sex? :|

    Is that awkward? Might be awkward, I guess. :p

    awkward is one way to describe it
    nitroalley wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    ya'll so helpful! maybe there is hope yet

    think of us when it happens, ok?

    you saying you want me to picture Alan when i'm having sex? :|

    Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat? I mean I like you buddy and you are an accountant with a beard from PA and everything but that only goes so far. I mean if you want to keep from putting the cream on the pie too early think of something but not me.

    ok ok, everyone calm down.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    I think we see eye to eye on this one.
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    back to beer!
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    nitroalley wrote: »
    Mattress Dancing?? That is the first time I have ever heard that expression. lol

    Exactly my thoughts!
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    Justpeachy02 wrote: »
    nitroalley wrote: »
    Mattress Dancing?? That is the first time I have ever heard that expression. lol

    Exactly my thoughts!

    Dixie Chicks, y'all. "Sin Wagon" I think.
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    I know I know! think of all those feet at the waterpark. That should slow you down.
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Key lime pie just took on a whole new meaning!
    Think I'll get some for the weekend :D
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    Justpeachy02 wrote: »
    Key lime pie just took on a whole new meaning!
    Think I'll get some for the weekend :D

    oooohhhhh you bad girl. When I see key lime pie on your diary....I'm gonna giggle!
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    Justpeachy02 wrote: »
    Key lime pie just took on a whole new meaning!
    Think I'll get some for the weekend :D

    Get some key lime pie or is it now code for something else??
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    key lime pie = mattress dancing
  • RunHardBeStrong
    RunHardBeStrong Posts: 33,069 Member
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    key lime pie = mattress dancing

    Lmao. Nice!
  • nitroalley
    nitroalley Posts: 3,599 Member
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    key lime pie = mattress dancing

    key lime pie = mattress dancing = horizontal mambo = kittening.
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    NikkiWalt wrote: »
    Justpeachy02 wrote: »
    Key lime pie just took on a whole new meaning!
    Think I'll get some for the weekend :D

    oooohhhhh you bad girl. When I see key lime pie on your diary....I'm gonna giggle!

    My diary is private! Lmao

    Yes our new code word! Aly haha
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    so in its proper context...it would sound like this. I'm desperate for some key lime pie!
  • NikkiWalt
    NikkiWalt Posts: 1,326 Member
    or this...


    just had amazing key lime pie under my boss's desk...

    Oh...wait, no. I don't think that works right.
  • T0M_K
    T0M_K Posts: 7,526 Member
    you my dear nikki...got a like and awesome from me on that one. :D<3
  • Justpeachy02
    Justpeachy02 Posts: 11,817 Member
    Tomk652015 wrote: »
    so in its proper context...it would sound like this. I'm desperate for some key lime pie!

    Yes! That

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