First world Problems

ScottyNoHotty
ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
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My dog chewed up her favorite *kitten*.....

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  • ScottyNoHotty
    ScottyNoHotty Posts: 1,957 Member
    Strap-on...
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  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    And if there's enough drool it means you don't need lube.
  • PurringMyrrh
    PurringMyrrh Posts: 5,276 Member
    I want some more coffee but it's all the way in the kitchen. FML.
  • CrabNebula
    CrabNebula Posts: 1,119 Member
    I was reading MFP and just sent my husband a part from a post here. The FWPs are real.
    I went to the grocery store and bought a Creme Egg and some of those Hershey eggs that they put out at Easter and went to town. While I haven't eaten the Hershey's yet, I made love to that Creme Egg like it was my last night on earth. I savored that baby to the point where the bag boy asked me if I was okay
  • Angela937
    Angela937 Posts: 514 Member
    Phone charger is to short, so I can't charge my phone while using it.
  • StrongLife
    StrongLife Posts: 525 Member
    I can't watch basketball because 2 other shows are being recorded.

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