Need to lose 75 pounds by tomorrow

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  • Cameron_1969
    Cameron_1969 Posts: 2,857 Member
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    Go to England. Exchange your dollars..then go to a london strip club..
  • robs_ready
    robs_ready Posts: 1,488 Member
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    emilybrown117 wrote: »
    Just cut your arms off

    That's a little drastic... One arm should be enough
  • rdanroth
    rdanroth Posts: 3 Member
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    Cameron_1969 wrote: »
    Go to England. Exchange your dollars..then go to a london strip club..

    Topkek bruv
  • soniaf
    soniaf Posts: 106 Member
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    emilybrown117 wrote: »
    Just cut your arms off

    Look, that is just silly. You should cut off one arm and one leg. It would be hard not having any arms.
  • ElegantElle
    ElegantElle Posts: 24 Member
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    I have heard of this mummification diet something about removing organs....
  • _incogNEATo_
    _incogNEATo_ Posts: 4,541 Member
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    brb_2013 wrote: »
    Gee, clever spam posts. Sure is nice now that they've made it here. Thought I left those behind on teen chat forums.

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  • kk_inprogress
    kk_inprogress Posts: 3,077 Member
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    soniaf wrote: »
    emilybrown117 wrote: »
    Just cut your arms off

    Look, that is just silly. You should cut off one arm and one leg. It would be hard not having any arms.

    Just not on the same side, cuz balance.
  • Negative_X
    Negative_X Posts: 296 Member
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    thorsmom01 wrote: »
    Yep just put coconut oil in your coffee and count to 100

    :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • Lisa__2014
    Lisa__2014 Posts: 3 Member
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    Loving this, hilarious!!!
  • Sophialayton
    Sophialayton Posts: 71 Member
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    Docbanana2002 wrote: »
    Do you have a 75 pound child that you could take to someplace exciting and crowded like a zoo or theme park? Very easy to lose 75 pounds in this context.

    Lol!!!
  • claer947
    claer947 Posts: 56 Member
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    yarwell wrote: »
    No, you need a chain saw.

    Bahahahahaha!
  • ncboiler89
    ncboiler89 Posts: 2,408 Member
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    echmain wrote: »
    Could I do it with a Quick-Fix Fast Juice Cleanse?

    Not familiar with those. Do they involve some sort of amputation?
  • junodog1
    junodog1 Posts: 4,792 Member
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    A good paleo prune smoothie ought to take care of your 75 pounds
  • Tenster
    Tenster Posts: 278 Member
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    Best post I've read on here in a long time
  • lesleyloo7879
    lesleyloo7879 Posts: 439 Member
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    But this is on the internet so it has to be true!!!!! Love this thread, ohhh the sarcasm is beautiful
  • sparklyglitterbomb
    sparklyglitterbomb Posts: 458 Member
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    I lost 190 lbs in 3 months once...

    had a party when the judge signed the divorce papers :D

    sorry... I'll see myself out now.

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