Why am I not losing weight on 850 cals?!?!

Quinn_Baker

It's so frustrating. I'm eating so little calories and not losing. This is the diet my friend told me about that helps you lose 40 lbs in a month, but it's been two weeks and I'm not losing anything yet.




YEAH, APRIL FOOLS.
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techgal128

You're a monster.

Quinn_Baker

techgal128 wrote: »

You're a monster.

Kimberly_Harper

LOL

Shanel0916

lol

EmHorn4

I came in here to be like "oh god what's happening" - ya got me!

Quinn_Baker

EmHorn4 wrote: »

I came in here to be like "oh god what's happening" - ya got me!

hahaha

rbfdac

bahaha, you got me!

KrystinaMTL

Love it !
Got me

SueSueDio

Well, clearly you're starving yourself and Holding On To All Your Fat! You must start eating 3000 cals a day immediately!

That or the diet is designed so you don't lose anything until the end - you have to do the full month and then suddenly lose all 40lbs! Maybe a leg falls off?

Quinn_Baker

SueSueDio wrote: »

Well, clearly you're starving yourself and Holding On To All Your Fat! You must start eating 3000 cals a day immediately!

That or the diet is designed so you don't lose anything until the end - you have to do the full month and then suddenly lose all 40lbs! Maybe a leg falls off?

LOL! That's it, I forgot to read the fine print...
"after completion of the 30-day diet, you're free to eat anything and everything you want. Just chop off both arms and you are forever 40 lbs lighter!"

angstep77

Boom haha

ybee1991

Wysewoman53

Got me to look!

HeatherSpicer1

chsberthelot

Well *kitten*..

chsberthelot

Dang it ..

sparklyglitterbomb

nicely done

Ketzalitzli2

haha! Evil post! lol