False. But...
TNP eats the same thing for breakfast everyday
False….I like variety in life
TNP cannot drive a vehicle with a manual transmission
True (the day before my driver's ed classes began, the manual transmission training car got into a wreck…while driven by the driver's ed instructor…)
TNP has two friends/family who hold grudges against each other for wrongs from months or years before and are unable to move on, leaving you in the middle playing peacemaker
True (super annoying)
TNP will be traveling for Thanksgiving
Technically False. I'm having favourite over for Thanksgiving Day, then traveling for work (Barcelona) the day after Thanksgiving
TNP had to alter their Thanksgiving plans for tanning trying to be in two places that day
False!
TNP has tried a hickory nut recipe.
False
TNP does not eat anything on Thanksgiving Day until the big meal itself, in order to be extra hungry
Partially true - I have to taste the food as I cook, but I don't eat any meals before that meal!
TNP has never been to DisneyWorld!
True and never will!:D
TNP loves ❤️ cilantro.
False! I'm one of those whose genes make it taste disgusting, while my wife loves it
If TNP wakes up before the alarm, they choose to stay in bed until the alarm rather than start the day early
True I Often just turn on talkback radio to listen to until the alarm goes off.
TNP has one set breakfast 7 days a week
False - I love variety in all things
TNP can play the ukulele 🎵
TNP has performed karaoke “sober”
TNP would love to own a winery or brewery.
TNP likes to take the first appointment of the day (haircut, eye exam, etc.)
True
TNP has ever made plans for hosting a large dinner, bought all the supplies, then discovered the gathering will be far smaller than planned (and now you have too much food)
False, but true if you had said birthday party. Thankfully one kid came to a stormy day beach party!:D
TNP 's parents hosted a birthday party for you every year of elementary school.
False I only remember one birthday when I was 10 and Mum made homemade ice cream that was like a rock and apple bobbing.
TNP makes snow angels when there is a good covering in winter.
TNP uses the same holiday decorations every year
True! Although, i am thinking of a real tree in the living room this year in addition to our little plastic one upstairs.
TNP celebrates winter with an elaborate Christmas tree tradition.
False (Christmas tree yes, but nothing elaborate)
TNP has 30 or more MFP threads bookmarked for easy reference
False A whole 2
TNP has had a falling out with a neighbor at some point.
True, but that's water under the bridge and we're friendly again
TNP has a cassette collection…and a player capable of playing them
False, but I do still play cds!
TNP reuses glass condiment jars for leftovers or for drinking glasses.
True-ish - I've used some to store leftover sauces, homemade dressings, etc. and small ones to take travel size lotions on the road with me, but not for drinkng glasses
TNP is done shopping and only has to wrap presents to be ready for Christmas
TNP uses a different wrapping paper for each person
False, unless it counts that I've used a different gift bag for each person.
TNP is making some food gifts for the holidays.
True - my son will be visiting from the Army, I will send him back with a couple dozen homemade cookies
TNP has ever experienced temperatures colder than -25F (-32C)
TNP has never had to shovel snow to get out of their house.