Sex for weight loss ... Sexercise

Here is an exercise that everyone will enjoy.. A popular women's health magazine reported the following..

"This is a great workout for your thighs and butt, and it can burn up to 207 calories in 30 minutes." Perhaps the best way to maximize calorie-burning during sex is to make sure you orgasm. Experts estimate that women who orgasm during sex burn more calories during lovemaking than those who don't."

Men's Health reported similar results.. "Men burn 100 calories on average during a 25 min session" Of course this figure changes depending on position and intensity..

The moral of the story is cardio does not have to be a chore grab your partner and have a good workout.
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  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    *yawn*
  • stephanieluvspb
    stephanieluvspb Posts: 997 Member
    Does faking it burn calories?
  • Mycophilia
    Mycophilia Posts: 1,225 Member
    Honestly "Prancercise" is the ultimate form of cardio.
  • EatingWellToo
    EatingWellToo Posts: 21 Member
    Trying to remember when the last time had a 25-minute lovemaking session was. Might not have been in this century.
  • jessef593
    jessef593 Posts: 2,272 Member
    I'm sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but we've all seen dozens of these posts. There's at least one every other week. Sex is counted toward your daily activities and not towards your exercise calories.
  • jessef593
    jessef593 Posts: 2,272 Member
    Honestly, avoid magazines for the most part that is anything fitness or nutrition related. They print things that will sell, whether or not they work or even apply to the general population.
  • bubble_wrap0428
    bubble_wrap0428 Posts: 88 Member
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Men's Health reported similar results.. "Men burn 100 calories on average during a 25 min session" Of course this figure changes depending on position and intensity.. .

    HA- ha ha ha ha ha. sure.
  • Ninkyou
    Ninkyou Posts: 6,666 Member
    Cool story bro.
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    edited April 2016
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    Personal best 4 hours .. with mini breaks of course.
  • DavPul
    DavPul Posts: 61,406 Member
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    how YOU doin?*





    *it'll only last 2 minutes, but by the time you find out that harse truth, I've got mine and will be already putting on my shoes.
  • whmscll
    whmscll Posts: 2,254 Member
    edited April 2016
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    Personal best 4 hours .. with mini breaks of course.

    "Seek immediate medical attention for an erection lasting more than four hours..." :D
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    DavPul wrote: »
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    how YOU doin?*



    Sorry Not Gay... so Im doing just fine with the ladies.


  • jessef593
    jessef593 Posts: 2,272 Member
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    Personal best 4 hours .. with mini breaks of course.

    Might wanna get that checked out, might be some nerve damage. Or a little bit too much self service.
  • FatMoojor
    FatMoojor Posts: 483 Member
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    Personal best 4 hours .. with mini breaks of course.

    Didn't realise they put add breaks in pornos.
  • vegangela_
    vegangela_ Posts: 154 Member
    If I counted calories burned during sex then I'd have to count calories of jizz consumed. No thanks.
  • amusedmonkey
    amusedmonkey Posts: 10,330 Member
    Mycophilia wrote: »
    Honestly "Prancercise" is the ultimate form of cardio.

    How dare you! It's Prancercise®!
  • msf74
    msf74 Posts: 3,498 Member
    Tsartele wrote: »
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    Personal best 4 hours .. with mini breaks of course.

    A mini-break? You went on a weekend trip to Paris in the middle of a session of the mattress mambo?

    Sound a little...inconsiderate to me.
  • Morgaen73
    Morgaen73 Posts: 2,817 Member
    vegangela_ wrote: »
    If I counted calories burned during sex then I'd have to count calories of jizz consumed. No thanks.

    I almost choked on my coffee lol Neither amount to much calories though.
  • jessef593
    jessef593 Posts: 2,272 Member
    vegangela_ wrote: »
    If I counted calories burned during sex then I'd have to count calories of jizz consumed. No thanks.

    Best post. All those aminos though, can't let those go unrecorded!
  • Fernando618G
    Fernando618G Posts: 380 Member
    Does faking it burn calories?

    OMFG i just died :D

  • saFit247
    saFit247 Posts: 117 Member
    edited April 2016
    4 hours = 240 mins , assuming mini breaks of 10 mins = 200 mins
    207 calories for 30 mins = 6.9 calories / min
    Men's health : 100 calories in 25 mins = 4 calories/min

    * 200 mins X 6.9 = 1,380 calories
    * Mens Health : 200 X 4 = 800 calories !!!!!!

    HOLY $#$$* , I wasted 3 years of my life in gym.

  • vegangela_
    vegangela_ Posts: 154 Member
    Morgaen73 wrote: »
    vegangela_ wrote: »
    If I counted calories burned during sex then I'd have to count calories of jizz consumed. No thanks.

    I almost choked on my coffee lol Neither amount to much calories though.

    Sorry to make you choke :p
  • KareninLux
    KareninLux Posts: 1,413 Member
    Very funny thread.
  • tomnev1
    tomnev1 Posts: 184 Member
    Depends on how many people are involved, I guess.
  • Tsartele
    Tsartele Posts: 683 Member
    vegangela_ wrote: »
    Morgaen73 wrote: »
    vegangela_ wrote: »
    If I counted calories burned during sex then I'd have to count calories of jizz consumed. No thanks.

    I almost choked on my coffee lol Neither amount to much calories though.

    Sorry to make you choke :p


    She's a keeper !!!
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    This makes me feel bad, we need to find you better men!
  • JustMissTracy
    JustMissTracy Posts: 6,338 Member
    DavPul wrote: »
    Aye aye aye.... Good luck finding a man that can last 30 min.

    how YOU doin?*





    *it'll only last 2 minutes, but by the time you find out that harse truth, I've got mine and will be already putting on my shoes.

    Haha!! This reminds of something my hubby used to say (in his much younger years, of course): "It doesn't matter if she comes, goes, stays or prays, as long as my toes are tappin!"
  • JoRocka
    JoRocka Posts: 17,525 Member
    sajdroid wrote: »
    4 hours = 240 mins , assuming mini breaks of 10 mins = 200 mins
    207 calories for 30 mins = 6.9 calories / min
    Men's health : 100 calories in 25 mins = 4 calories/min

    * 200 mins X 6.9 = 1,380 calories
    * Mens Health : 200 X 4 = 800 calories !!!!!!

    HOLY $#$$* , I wasted 3 years of my life in gym.
    Study just released average time of active sex (not for play and anything else).. Actual sex.
    Average was 5.4 minutes.
    That particular study showed 33 seconds to the longest of 44 minutes.
  • saFit247
    saFit247 Posts: 117 Member
    JoRocka wrote: »
    sajdroid wrote: »
    4 hours = 240 mins , assuming mini breaks of 10 mins = 200 mins
    207 calories for 30 mins = 6.9 calories / min
    Men's health : 100 calories in 25 mins = 4 calories/min

    * 200 mins X 6.9 = 1,380 calories
    * Mens Health : 200 X 4 = 800 calories !!!!!!

    HOLY $#$$* , I wasted 3 years of my life in gym.
    Study just released average time of active sex (not for play and anything else).. Actual sex.
    Average was 5.4 minutes.
    That particular study showed 33 seconds to the longest of 44 minutes.

    Dammmmm... another one bites the dust