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Once upon a time there was a chef who loved butter.
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she couldn't stop herself from eating a stick of butter0
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One stick, two stick, three stick, four.0
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"Well back to baking," she said.0
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Margarine just won't do!!!0
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So off to the store she went.0
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Where she ran into her ex-boyfriend.0
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Too bad she forgot her wallet!0
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She had to make him something special.0
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After all, her girlfriend was coming over and she had several bottles of wine chilled.0
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So she went to her ex-boyfriend's house to whip up something real quick.0
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She gasped in shock because she found...0
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Her wallet in his kitchen!
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With her credit cards all laid out...0
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That's crazy, she thought0
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"What the heck??!" she exclaimed as she made her way.....0
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She peeked in the door, "Hey! That's not what you're supposed to do with butter!" she exclaimed...0
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Its not butter he said. I can't believe it's not butter she screamed and proceeded to...
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rip the Land o' Lakes Indian princess poster from the wall and threw it on the floor...0
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Used the rest as moisturizer0
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He grabbed her hand and looking into her eyes said, "No! We can still make toast...can't we?"0
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Someone give this guy some toast! ^
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"Toast!", she screamed... "You can't handle real toast!"0
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She gave him the Evil look... Uh, oh, this Guy is toast!0
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Innocent bystander wondered what was going on...0
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Kept trying to eaves drop but was distracted by the buttered buns part!0
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From deep within the safety of his spaceship, the alien astronomer looked thru his telescope and thought, 'Ah...so that's what they do with that stuff'.0
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