You best flirting line?

mellyboobear

Lay it on us! What's the best you've got? I seen some of y'all already!!

TheRoadDog

Wanna see my library card? Cuz I'm checking you out.

Mike02209

Whats the point in having millions of dollars when I only have six months to live.

tayter_tot7

Lmao at my old job an offender told me...see...you should get with me * I looked puzzled at him* he says, "guess what I'm always here, I got life...you never have to worry about where and am and who I'm with....you probably over there wondering where your man is right now" I, and my co-worker died laughing...I usually don't acknowledge stuff like that but me laughed so hard all of us.

hdatres

Do you like raisins??? Well ,how about a date?

Hornsby

_incogNEATo_

I don't have to say a word:

lilkimi525

A woman can make a man do whatever she wants.....

imanwgirl

You had me at hello

coalz

What *kitten* like a tiger and winks?

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ElizaRoche

Ehhhhhh.... Not sure if I have one lol

Justpeachy02

Are you a magician because when I look at you everyone else disappears.

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Justpeachy02

Hornsby wrote: »

If you look like Ryan Gosling ya wouldn't have to say much! Lol

DaddieCat

Are you a pokemon trainer, because my monster sure wants to Pikachu.

coalz

lynnismynameshoppingmygame wrote: »

Hornsby wrote: »

If you look like Ryan Gosling ya wouldn't have to say much! Lol

Nice sweater! Wanna *kitten*?

claer947

Hornsby wrote: »

Bahahaha!

bootqueenmfp

Can I rearrange the alphabet and put u and I together?

bootqueenmfp

Did it hurt when u fell??? From heaven

bootqueenmfp

Is ur daddy a Baker? He must have been to give u such great buns

ncboiler89

If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

bootqueenmfp

ncboiler89 wrote: »

If I asked you to sleep with me, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?

I'm so confused right now lol

LittleHearseDriver

Want a beer?

OldManOne

If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

RunsWithBees

"You're so hot you could melt the planet of Hoth" (nerdy Star Wars reference)

RunsWithBees

Discreetly drop a sugar packet in front of the girl, look at it like it just fell from nowhere, pick it up, hand it to her and say "Excuse me, you dropped your name tag"

JeffreyMGiron

hi