MY Fitness Pal Friends are Better than Yours - 10 Reasons
NathanFronk
Posts: 137 Member
1) Not a single friend fails to comment on what I write or support me on a regular basis.
2) They participate in forums and offer advice that is at times sincere and helpful, and at times sarcastic and hilarious. They are intelligent, witty, and 100% unafraid to call a coup a coup. What's a coup?
3) Each one would befriend all of my other friends because, though they are each unique, they all share a commonality in that they are famously awesome. You should be jealous.
4) They aren't you. By "you," I speak to the person that is upset I claim my friends are better than theirs, and are stretching their knuckles ready to write a scathing dissertation about how humanity is One, and equality universal. Keep writing.
5) They are all good looking. <--- **** off people.
6) One has lived on only air and sunlight for a time. Like a leaf. Like part of a family tree of friends.
7) They are scattered across the globe, a diverse cross-section of PALadium.
8) They're my friends, which means they have passed the rigorous scrutiny that is the selection process.
9) They aren't afraid to stand up for themselves.
10) They can hold their breath under water for over 30 seconds.
2) They participate in forums and offer advice that is at times sincere and helpful, and at times sarcastic and hilarious. They are intelligent, witty, and 100% unafraid to call a coup a coup. What's a coup?
3) Each one would befriend all of my other friends because, though they are each unique, they all share a commonality in that they are famously awesome. You should be jealous.
4) They aren't you. By "you," I speak to the person that is upset I claim my friends are better than theirs, and are stretching their knuckles ready to write a scathing dissertation about how humanity is One, and equality universal. Keep writing.
5) They are all good looking. <--- **** off people.
6) One has lived on only air and sunlight for a time. Like a leaf. Like part of a family tree of friends.
7) They are scattered across the globe, a diverse cross-section of PALadium.
8) They're my friends, which means they have passed the rigorous scrutiny that is the selection process.
9) They aren't afraid to stand up for themselves.
10) They can hold their breath under water for over 30 seconds.
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mmmmmmk.
cheers:drinker:
*sips rum*0 -
What? you no want to drink with me?
Happy 4th from NJ!0 -
But do your friends stalk your forum posts to read your witty advice?0
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But do your friends stalk your forum posts to read your witty advice?
i like your top...may i have it?0 -
Sup, Cranky!
:drinker: :drinker:
:smooched: :drinker: :drinker: 0 -
Sup, Cranky!
:drinker: :drinker: :smooched: :drinker: :drinker:
Hi!!!!
that's a lot of drinks...what's your pleasure?0 -
Hey, Cranks!0
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Sup, Cranky!
:drinker: :drinker: :smooched: :drinker: :drinker:
Hi!!!!
that's a lot of drinks...what's your pleasure?
Many beers and a handle of Bacardi for now. And I'll send you a double of whatever you're drinking, baby.0 -
Sup, Cranky!
:drinker: :drinker: :smooched: :drinker: :drinker:
Hi!!!!
that's a lot of drinks...what's your pleasure?
Do you come on tap now?
I want me one of those?0 -
My friends put up with me, and they also put out for me. Beat that.0
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I sense a coup.
Hi, in for cocktails with J_F_L and Crank.0 -
My friends put up with me, and they also put out for me. Beat that.
Anytime sugarlips!0 -
My friends put up with me, and they also put out for me. Beat that.
::nods::0 -
My friends put up with me, and they also put out for me. Beat that.
You don't need to beat anything if your friends put out for you.0 -
Sup Cranky! :drinker:0
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Sup Cranky! :drinker:
Omg I was going to say this EXACT thing, I can't believe we both thought of it!!!!0 -
Sup Cranky!?0
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Crrrrraaannnnkkkkkkk......sssuuuuupppppp.....*muuuaaahhhh*
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I don't even know who you are, OP. In fact, I don't remember ever seeing you in the forums before today. Congrats on..uh...something.
'sup, Cranky?0 -
Sup, Cranky!
:drinker: :drinker: :smooched: :drinker: :drinker:
Hi!!!!
that's a lot of drinks...what's your pleasure?
Many beers and a handle of Bacardi for now. And I'll send you a double of whatever you're drinking, baby.
trying to get me liquored?
and hi guise! LOL0 -
My friends put up with me, and they also put out for me. Beat that.
IN!0 -
But do your friends stalk your forum posts to read your witty advice?
i like your top...may i have it?
Sure....but then I might get cold.0 -
But do your friends stalk your forum posts to read your witty advice?
i like your top...may i have it?
Sure....but then I might get cold.
brb.
getting ice.:bigsmile:0 -
Hi guys! Things are going boom here.0
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1) Not a single friend fails to comment on what I write or support me on a regular basis.
2) They participate in forums and offer advice that is at times sincere and helpful, and at times sarcastic and hilarious. They are intelligent, witty, and 100% unafraid to call a coup a coup. What's a coup?
3) Each one would befriend all of my other friends because, though they are each unique, they all share a commonality in that they are famously awesome. You should be jealous.
4) They aren't you. By "you," I speak to the person that is upset I claim my friends are better than theirs, and are stretching their knuckles ready to write a scathing dissertation about how humanity is One, and equality universal. Keep writing.
5) They are all good looking. <--- **** off people.
6) One has lived on only air and sunlight for a time. Like a leaf. Like part of a family tree of friends.
7) They are scattered across the globe, a diverse cross-section of PALadium.
8) They're my friends, which means they have passed the rigorous scrutiny that is the selection process.
9) They aren't afraid to stand up for themselves.
10) They can hold their breath under water for over 30 seconds.
The whole leaf thing is rather impressive.I thought Nancy Kress made that all up.0 -
1) Not a single friend fails to comment on what I write or support me on a regular basis.
2) They participate in forums and offer advice that is at times sincere and helpful, and at times sarcastic and hilarious. They are intelligent, witty, and 100% unafraid to call a coup a coup. What's a coup?
3) Each one would befriend all of my other friends because, though they are each unique, they all share a commonality in that they are famously awesome. You should be jealous.
4) They aren't you. By "you," I speak to the person that is upset I claim my friends are better than theirs, and are stretching their knuckles ready to write a scathing dissertation about how humanity is One, and equality universal. Keep writing.
5) They are all good looking. <--- **** off people.
6) One has lived on only air and sunlight for a time. Like a leaf. Like part of a family tree of friends.
7) They are scattered across the globe, a diverse cross-section of PALadium.
8) They're my friends, which means they have passed the rigorous scrutiny that is the selection process.
9) They aren't afraid to stand up for themselves.
10) They can hold their breath under water for over 30 seconds.
The whole leaf thing is rather impressive.I thought Nancy Kress made that all up.
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Many beers and a handle of Bacardi for now. And I'll send you a double of whatever you're drinking, baby.
trying to get me liquored?
I just might be 0 -
But do your friends stalk your forum posts to read your witty advice?
i like your top...may i have it?
Sure....but then I might get cold.
brb.
getting ice.:bigsmile:
Regarding stuffing you on 1200 calories. I can helps.0 -
But do your friends stalk your forum posts to read your witty advice?
i like your top...may i have it?
Sure....but then I might get cold.
brb.
getting ice.:bigsmile:
Regarding stuffing you on 1200 calories. I can helps.
:blushing:0
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