Useless Fact of the Day

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    When I'm in a place of high security, I focus so hard on not looking sketchy that I end up looking sketchy.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Teachers have to be in school from the age of 5 until they retire.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Cardboard boxes are pretty flimsy until you try to stuff them into the trash can.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    All the good skipping rocks are in the middle of the lake.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Most people live closer to space than to the ocean.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Most people live closer to space than to the ocean.

    I guess that depends on where you define space begins. I think different people/agencies/sciences have different distances. Anywhere from 40km to 160km+.

    So with apparently 40% of the earth population being within 100km of the ocean. If you define space as beginning at say 140KM, more people might be nearer the ocean than space.
  • Monkey_Business
    Monkey_Business Posts: 1,800 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Teachers have to be in school from the age of 5 until they retire.

    Teacher have to be in school till the age of 16 after that it is because they want to be :-)
  • FabulousFantasticFifty
    FabulousFantasticFifty Posts: 195,832 Member
    Apparently one of these little packets is 90 friggen calories! Shytte, now you tell me!!!


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  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    Picturesque Holiday Moose Tunic.
  • dc8066
    dc8066 Posts: 1,439 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Most people live closer to space than to the ocean.

    I live closer to the ocean, yay!!!!!
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    2003 is as far away as 2031.

    Wow
  • HooperDrivesTheBoatChief
    HooperDrivesTheBoatChief Posts: 252 Member
    A burrito is a sleeping bag for ground beef
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If I show my friend a random episode of my favorite TV show, it will always be the weirdest episode.
  • erica_today
    erica_today Posts: 185 Member
    TMacKtwenty4 wrote: »
    It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow

    I've met someone who can.
  • jschltn
    jschltn Posts: 7 Member
    We are all still it from a game of childhood tag years ago.
  • Merkavar
    Merkavar Posts: 3,082 Member
    jschltn wrote: »
    We are all still it from a game of childhood tag years ago.

    Not me. I had no friends so I made some out of sticks and mud.

    They always lost the game
  • vikinglander
    vikinglander Posts: 1,547 Member
    erica_today wrote: »
    TMacKtwenty4 wrote: »
    It is physically impossible to lick your own elbow

    I've met someone who can.

    The ones you want are the ones who can lick their eyebrows...
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Since I got a cell phone, my knowledge of cereal ingredients has decreased dramatically.
  • Caporegiem
    Caporegiem Posts: 4,297 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    Since I got a cell phone, my knowledge of cereal ingredients has decreased dramatically.

    So have my sales of bathroom magazine holders.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you don't own a dog whistle you can use two teenage girls who haven't seen each other in a month.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The Simpsons is so old I now relate more to Homer than Bart.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    "Good morning" and "good afternoon" are always greetings, but "goodnight" is always a goodbye.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    I still treat 1970 as if it were 30 years ago, not 47.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If the world gets worse by the time I'm old, I'll complain about how much better everything used to be. If it gets better by then, I'll complain about how easy kids have it these days.
  • _pi3_
    _pi3_ Posts: 2,311 Member
    cee134 wrote: »
    I still treat 1970 as if it were 30 years ago, not 47.

    So does my SO
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Cheetos cover your fingers in orange cheese dust specifically so that you can't use that hand for anything more than eating more Cheetos.

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