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  • striderb
    striderb Posts: 5,843 Member
    Roses may be red, but violets are indeed violet
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
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    striderb wrote: »
    A rat can last longer without water than a camel

    I call rats sewage mice.

    I call squirrels rats

    Oh, you mean tree mice.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    striderb wrote: »
    A rat can last longer without water than a camel

    I call rats sewage mice.

    I call squirrels rats

    Oh, you mean tree mice.

    Tree sewage mice

    I call those chipmunks.
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    SnackherBarrell wrote: »
    cee134 wrote: »
    striderb wrote: »
    A rat can last longer without water than a camel

    I call rats sewage mice.

    I call squirrels rats

    Oh, you mean tree mice.

    Tree sewage mice

    I call those chipmunks.

    I call chipmunks holy doritos

    I also call Doritos sewage mice. Which is a little trickery on my part as when I ask if anyone wants any sewage mice, most times people say no.
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  • ChaelAZ
    ChaelAZ Posts: 2,240 Member
    Me, without glass, most Friday nights.

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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    At this exact point in history there are people living for months at a time in space, while others are still hunting with spears in the jungle.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Today's Date 8/10/2018 is a Palindrome.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you have two detachable arms, you wouldn't be able to switch them around by yourself.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    To start a movie, we press play. To play a game, we press start.
  • fatty233
    fatty233 Posts: 200 Member
    And you drive on a parkway and park in a driveway.
  • fatty233
    fatty233 Posts: 200 Member
    There are 23 different shades of red crayola crayons.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Time can be used as a measure of distance (the office is an hour away), but distance can’t be used as a measure of time (the meeting will be 3 miles long).
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    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    If you don’t cut the brownies after you cook them you can eat the whole slab and say you only ate one brownie.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    It takes the solar system about 1300 years to move one light-year around the galaxy. The pyramids were not only built 4500 years ago, but also built three light-years away.
  • Millicent3015
    Millicent3015 Posts: 374 Member
    Bananas are a species of herb. When they were first introduced to Britain in the 1600s they were used as a medicine.
  • fatty233
    fatty233 Posts: 200 Member
    There are 354 steps inside the Statue of Liberty.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Female gymnasts wear sleeves but no pants. Male gymnasts wear pants but no sleeves.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Every time you smile and look into the lens, you might be getting your funeral portrait picture taken.
  • 4legsRbetterthan2
    4legsRbetterthan2 Posts: 19,590 MFP Moderator
    cee134 wrote: »
    Time can be used as a measure of distance (the office is an hour away), but distance can’t be used as a measure of time (the meeting will be 3 miles long).

    treadmill desks could change this?
  • Stacimfit
    Stacimfit Posts: 298 Member
    Barbie's measurements if she were life size: 39-23-33
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  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    The old you is actually the younger you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Your reflection in the mirror is always younger than you.
  • cee134
    cee134 Posts: 33,711 Member
    Caffeine is a very socially accepted drug habit.
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  • iMago
    iMago Posts: 8,714 Member
    The Mumbai-based Macleods Pharmaceuticals, which started medicinal exports to the US in 2012, sells a desi version of Viagra in India as Macsutra for Rs 58 (or 84 cents) per tablet.

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