Would you date me ladies?

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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    I'll never let go....Jack....never let go

    wait who's Jack?

    who is jack :open_mouth:
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    edited May 2016
    Ahem. I don't think I have ever broken your heart, Jeffrey. But, a cougar I am not, so no dates here. Rats.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Ahem. I don't think I have ever broken your heart, Jeffrey. But, a cougar I am not, so no dates here. Rats.

    ill accept this, because you know, i like you Kim and you know...youre more than just brains and looks...and you know you know :) ahahaha
  • 47Jacqueline
    47Jacqueline Posts: 6,993 Member
    edited May 2016
    Probably not. Mostly because I don't like being called a "lady". I think using that language is a sign of someone who doesn't know how to deal with a woman.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    @Kvm11628 he's open to being a boy toy...I feel like if you refer to him as a boy toy then you are not a cougar.

    and why am I referring to him like he's a piece of meat. He's our Jeffrey. he's awesome
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Probably not. Mostly because I don't like being called a "lady". I think using that language is a sign of someone who doesn't know how to deal with a woman.

    I agree - woman is the preferred term, but I will take lady over girl any freaking day.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    edited May 2016
    synchkat wrote: »
    @Kvm11628 he's open to being a boy toy...I feel like if you refer to him as a boy toy then you are not a cougar.

    and why am I referring to him like he's a piece of meat. He's our Jeffrey. he's awesome

    Hmmm, a boy toy you say? Summer is approaching. How are you at cleaning pools, Jeffrey? A combo boy toy/pool boy could be pretty sweet. That's some classic MILF porn right there.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    edited May 2016
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Probably not. Mostly because I don't like being called a "lady". I think using that language is a sign of someone who doesn't know how to deal with a woman.

    I agree - woman is the preferred term, but I will take lady over girl any freaking day.

    how about broad? it's a nice word haha
    I don't mind ladies I hate when people call women babe or sweetheart those make me cringe a bit
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    I don't like broad, but I use the word chick, but it's only when I use it it's OK. The one that makes me go, eh? Is 'hun.' When random people call me hun I catch a bit of the Rage.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    I'll call myself a classy broad but ya.
    I.think my issue with sweetheart goes way back to a former neighbour kid as we played road hockey setting me up in goal, patting my butt saying there you go sweetheart. My friend and I refused to play if he was playing after that

    Now back to our Jeffrey
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Pool cleaning toyboy ready for the milf porn industry with hot broads, chicks, and ladies. @synchkat and @Kvm11628
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    edited May 2016
    Probably not. Mostly because I don't like being called a "lady". I think using that language is a sign of someone who doesn't know how to deal with a woman.

    ahh now i know why im single i gotta start calling em Babes. No i dont think im supposed to deal with woman, i think im supposed to understand them.
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Pool cleaning toyboy ready for the milf porn industry with hot broads, chicks, and ladies. @synchkat and @Kvm11628

    Hooray!!! Now where's that speedo.....
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    I suggest the word 'yummy.' That really gets our engines firing.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    I suggest the word 'yummy.' That really gets our engines firing.
    synchkat wrote: »
    Pool cleaning toyboy ready for the milf porn industry with hot broads, chicks, and ladies. @synchkat and @Kvm11628

    Hooray!!! Now where's that speedo.....

    So should i wear the Yummy Speedos?
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    Not for long.....hey, it's getting hot in here!
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    I suggest the word 'yummy.' That really gets our engines firing.
    synchkat wrote: »
    Pool cleaning toyboy ready for the milf porn industry with hot broads, chicks, and ladies. @synchkat and @Kvm11628

    Hooray!!! Now where's that speedo.....

    So should i wear the Yummy Speedos?

    Do you have some?? did someone say fashion show?????
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    I suggest the word 'yummy.' That really gets our engines firing.
    synchkat wrote: »
    Pool cleaning toyboy ready for the milf porn industry with hot broads, chicks, and ladies. @synchkat and @Kvm11628

    Hooray!!! Now where's that speedo.....

    So should i wear the Yummy Speedos?

    Do you have some?? did someone say fashion show?????
    Kvm11628 wrote: »
    Not for long.....hey, it's getting hot in here!


    ahaha, this is getting way to Rated J A and K you think its safe for MFP?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    Haha. I have an idea...@JeffreyMGiron whatcha doing at the end of may? Wanna come to Florida and be the "Manny" for my and Kim's kids?
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. I have an idea...@JeffreyMGiron whatcha doing at the end of may? Wanna come to Florida and be the "Manny" for my and Kim's kids?

    OMG, you are BRILLIANT. Maybe he can even wear some Mickey ears?
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. I have an idea...@JeffreyMGiron whatcha doing at the end of may? Wanna come to Florida and be the "Manny" for my and Kim's kids?

    Florida you say, there is someone i want to go visit down there...and "manny" requires what?
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    synchkat wrote: »
    Haha. I have an idea...@JeffreyMGiron whatcha doing at the end of may? Wanna come to Florida and be the "Manny" for my and Kim's kids?

    Florida you say, there is someone i want to go visit down there...and "manny" requires what?

    Watch our kids so we can go drink at Epcot? I tip well.
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    I rather be Boy toy pool boy milf lover.
  • Kvm11628
    Kvm11628 Posts: 7,386 Member
    get modeling that speedo then....
  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
    whos gonna watch?
  • synchkat
    synchkat Posts: 37,368 Member
    We'll watch
  • Hey_Its_That_One_Guy
    Hey_Its_That_One_Guy Posts: 21,763 Member
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  • JeffreyMGiron
    JeffreyMGiron Posts: 3,582 Member
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    na i have other sushi dates now. Once you unBro a Bro you UnBro'd
  • slimgirljo15
    slimgirljo15 Posts: 269,456 Member
    Maybe...stranger things have happened :D
  • jenmar222
    jenmar222 Posts: 9,271 Member
    edited May 2016
    Maybe :blush: But only if you gift me either a cupcake or a pet turtle on our first date