married chit-chatters?

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  • karlschaeffer
    karlschaeffer Posts: 1,507 Member
    OK, time for an unofficial poll to all you married peeps (and those that don't know what they're missing): should the guys leave the toilet seat up or down?
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    karlschaeffer wrote: »
    OK, time for an unofficial poll to all you married peeps (and those that don't know what they're missing): should the guys leave the toilet seat up or down?

    Is this a serious question?
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    karlschaeffer wrote: »
    OK, time for an unofficial poll to all you married peeps (and those that don't know what they're missing): should the guys leave the toilet seat up or down?

    Down.. I am not sure how you can ask this if you have been married for a while now.. surely your wife has suggested that she is tired of falling in, especially in the dark when she has to pee at night.
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  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    If I can put it up when I go, why cant you put it down when you go?
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  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    littlemissbgiff wrote: »
    cahubbard6421 wrote: »
    If I can put it up when I go, why cant you put it down when you go?

    That's the way I look at it.

    not the way I look at it.. I am extremely inconvenienced by the fact I cannot whip it out!
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    Actually, I want the lid closed, because I don't want toilet germs flying around the room when you flush ;)
  • cahubbard6421
    cahubbard6421 Posts: 769 Member
    I am inconvenienced by the fact that I can whip it out but it isn't allowed in public.
  • RoxieDawn
    RoxieDawn Posts: 15,488 Member
    edited January 2017
    karlschaeffer wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    karlschaeffer wrote: »
    OK, time for an unofficial poll to all you married peeps (and those that don't know what they're missing): should the guys leave the toilet seat up or down?

    Is this a serious question?

    Entire relationships could hinge on this issue. Just sayin'. For the record, my bride and I will have 40yrs of matrimonial bliss this coming May. And, I'm a seat down guy.

    Congratulations on 40 years! That's awesome! and more so for being a seat down guy! :)
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    karlschaeffer wrote: »
    _Captivated_ wrote: »
    karlschaeffer wrote: »
    OK, time for an unofficial poll to all you married peeps (and those that don't know what they're missing): should the guys leave the toilet seat up or down?

    Is this a serious question?

    Entire relationships could hinge on this issue. Just sayin'. For the record, my bride and I will have 40yrs of matrimonial bliss this coming May. And, I'm a seat down guy.

    Holy *kitten*! See, you already know the answer!
  • Sedu1906
    Sedu1906 Posts: 145 Member
    Happily married here...with 2 boys, the youngest of which is stalking my wife. #parenthood
  • tgardi
    tgardi Posts: 54 Member
    Happily married with wife #4. Took me that many times to learn the phrase "What ever my baby desires" Works pretty well!
  • jovanisaldivar
    jovanisaldivar Posts: 14 Member
    Married also!
  • benwould
    benwould Posts: 190 Member
    Happily married 80%. Homicidal 20%
  • Timshel_
    Timshel_ Posts: 22,834 Member
    gottennis_2 wrote: »
    Count me in. Married Male here. I'm 53 and an avid tennis player. I also teach tennis lessons on the side. Looking to get in better shape and lose about 25 lbs.
    Looking for friends to chat with.

    Adding you, fellow tennis player.
  • Jimb376mfp
    Jimb376mfp Posts: 6,236 Member
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    benwould wrote: »
    Happily married 80%. Homicidal 20%

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  • StelleInCielo
    StelleInCielo Posts: 619 Member
    benwould wrote: »
    Happily married 80%. Homicidal 20%

    Ok this made me laugh. I would say you have the perfect balance to make is last a lifetime.
  • benwould
    benwould Posts: 190 Member
    yah, it works for us. Which brings up another point. This one is for the never marrieds and newly-weds. Marriage isn't the box that family, friends, church and culture has put you in. Marriage is for you and your partner to define. There's a broad range of 'flirting'. Online, offline, sexting, kissing, making out, hook-ups, monogomish, poly-amorous and full on sister wives and brother husbands. When it comes to flirting on MFP, go for it as long as everybody's in and no one gets hurt.
  • _Captivated_
    _Captivated_ Posts: 5,669 Member
    Timshel_ wrote: »
    gottennis_2 wrote: »
    Count me in. Married Male here. I'm 53 and an avid tennis player. I also teach tennis lessons on the side. Looking to get in better shape and lose about 25 lbs.
    Looking for friends to chat with.

    Adding you, fellow tennis player.

    Is that what it takes to be your pal?!

    :disappointed: I'm such a failure.
  • DarleneReid577
    DarleneReid577 Posts: 4,401 Member
    I have been married forever (28 years )and the question of seat up or down. My husband sits to pee :D
  • benwould
    benwould Posts: 190 Member
    edited January 2017
    DarleneReid577 wrote: »
    I have been married forever (28 years )and the question of seat up or down. My husband sits to pee :D

    Me too. I never miss an opportunity to sit down. Besides can't post messages on MFP with one hand.
  • Motorsheen
    Motorsheen Posts: 20,508 Member
    benwould wrote: »
    yah, it works for us. Which brings up another point. This one is for the never marrieds and newly-weds. Marriage isn't the box that family, friends, church and culture has put you in. Marriage is for you and your partner to define. There's a broad range of 'flirting'. Online, offline, sexting, kissing, making out, hook-ups, monogomish, poly-amorous and full on sister wives and brother husbands. When it comes to flirting on MFP, go for it as long as everybody's in and no one gets hurt.

    Hey, sailor. ...
  • benwould
    benwould Posts: 190 Member
    Motorsheen wrote: »
    benwould wrote: »
    yah, it works for us. Which brings up another point. This one is for the never marrieds and newly-weds. Marriage isn't the box that family, friends, church and culture has put you in. Marriage is for you and your partner to define. There's a broad range of 'flirting'. Online, offline, sexting, kissing, making out, hook-ups, monogomish, poly-amorous and full on sister wives and brother husbands. When it comes to flirting on MFP, go for it as long as everybody's in and no one gets hurt.

    Hey, sailor. ...

    Big spoon or little spoon?
  • benwould
    benwould Posts: 190 Member
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I don't flirt on MFP... Mostly because I'm awful at it. I don't really flirt with my husband either, unless I'm being sarcastic. :|

    Ok, just a thought to get you motivated with hubs. Sunday morning you're on stage just before the sermon. Grab his *kitten* while hidden behind the pulpit, yet in front of the entire congregation. Swear to god it will work.
  • FeraFilia
    FeraFilia Posts: 4,664 Member
    benwould wrote: »
    FeraFilia wrote: »
    I don't flirt on MFP... Mostly because I'm awful at it. I don't really flirt with my husband either, unless I'm being sarcastic. :|

    Ok, just a thought to get you motivated with hubs. Sunday morning you're on stage just before the sermon. Grab his *kitten* while hidden behind the pulpit, yet in front of the entire congregation. Swear to god it will work.

    I make faces at him during the sermon... and I smooch him in front of God and everyone during sharing of the peace... And before baby I would jump his bones regularly after church because I kinda got a kick out of it (which is probably what resulted in the baby). I'm an action kinda girl, heh.
  • courtlirwin
    courtlirwin Posts: 7 Member
    I'm married too! Would love to make some new friends on here to keep each other accountable!
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