I just heard something so funny at work that I need to share it.

enterdanger

So I'm at my desk trying to look like I'm working while internet shopping when I hear two male coworkers talking about their diets.

coworker1: "So, you are doing a low carb thing, right?"
coworker2: "Yeah. I've switched to a yogurt and protein bar for lunch."
coworker1: "Oh. I'm just eating clean."
coworker2: "I've got a schedule to manage sugar. On tuesdays and thursday I eat dark berries. On Monday and Friday's I eat pineapple."

I wanted to jump in to this, but for once just sat back and enjoyed it. Keep in mind, these are like 40 year old professional men. I also like that he thought his yogurt was low carb. Milk has a decent amount of sugars in it. Unreal...

Jonesingmucho

Isn't eating clean making sure you wash your spork first?

enterdanger

That's what it means to me. So what constitutes a "dark berry?" Only blueberries and blackberries? That makes me sad for raspberries and strawberries.

Anyone else hear anything good today?

Wickedfaery73

That's OK more strawberries for us!